Penis Jeans

Extra tight fitting jeans that enhance the penis area for guys. Usually look gay or are extra tight punk style. Worn on Thursdays at High Schools in Washington for a joke holiday called "Penis Jeans Thursday" Only guys can wear penis jeans, and usually they are only worn on Thursday unless you are a womo and like to wear them everyday like Nick Wax.

Really tight jeans from Abercrombie or Old Vintage tight crappy jeans that are 2 sizes too small.

Penis Jeans (noun). Used in a sentence "Hey you, nice penis jeans! its not thursday"

Penis Jeans by Carso September 29, 2008

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jeans penis

When a woman with a bodacious booty wears jeans but the front of the jeans hang loose in the crotch giving the illusion of having a male appendage even though you are a female

Those jeans give her a huge jeans penis. Nasty, wear something that fits that bodacious butt right!

jeans penis by Kaery April 13, 2015

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jean penis

Jean penis often plagues girls' with ill-fitting jeans. This condition is characterized by a large bulge in a typical penis area. This is most noticeable when sitting.

"Staci,I have mad jean penis!"
"yo check out that girl in the mom jeans, she has a bad case of jean penis"

jean penis by HSMF's April 2, 2008

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jean penis

when you sit down and are wearing jeans your zipper thing will stick out. this is called a jean penis. or jean peen.

person 1: don't wear those, they give you a major jean penis when you sit.

jean penis by i[dont]loveyou. January 18, 2008

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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