Penis Gobble

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V. Quickly eating, nibbling, or devouring in a limited amount of time on ones penis. Not a desired sexual transaction, unless that is, he or she that is performing the gobbling is dressed as an ass goblin.

"I'm going to penis gobble like it's Thanksgiving"
"While I gobble on your penis, I'll be dressed like an ass goblin"
"Hey bro, kevin gobbled my penis last night"

Penis Gobble by PenisGobbler8=====DO: August 14, 2009

Words you can keep

Penis Gobbler

A fruit roll-up like editable condom, when expired causes hallucinations

this chick ate a penis gobbler off my dick and she got mad sick.

Penis Gobbler by xacy83 February 21, 2011

penis gobbler

One who sucks on penis. See cock sucker

How can you tell thoses hoes over there are penis gobblers?

It's easy, just look at the cum stains on their shirts.

penis gobbler by smooth criminal May 24, 2003

Penis gobbler

The SweetTarts ropes that you get at movie theaters

I wish movie theaters didn’t jack up their prices so much so I could afford to buy penis gobblers.

Penis gobbler by MikeWaz0wski January 30, 2022

penis sucker dick gobbler

a really nice dog

Wow, your dog is really nice! He's a penis sucker dick gobbler!

penis sucker dick gobbler by Penis Sucking Dick Gobbler June 23, 2024

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026