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Penis Gobble 

V. Quickly eating, nibbling, or devouring in a limited amount of time on ones penis. Not a desired sexual transaction, unless that is, he or she that is performing the gobbling is dressed as an ass goblin.
"I'm going to penis gobble like it's Thanksgiving"
"While I gobble on your penis, I'll be dressed like an ass goblin"
"Hey bro, kevin gobbled my penis last night"
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Penis Gobbler 

A fruit roll-up like editable condom, when expired causes hallucinations
this chick ate a penis gobbler off my dick and she got mad sick.
Penis Gobbler by xacy83 February 21, 2011

penis gobbler 

One who sucks on penis. See cock sucker
How can you tell thoses hoes over there are penis gobblers?

It's easy, just look at the cum stains on their shirts.

Penis gobbler 

The SweetTarts ropes that you get at movie theaters
I wish movie theaters didn’t jack up their prices so much so I could afford to buy penis gobblers.
Penis gobbler by MikeWaz0wski January 30, 2022

penis sucker dick gobbler 

Wow, your dog is really nice! He's a penis sucker dick gobbler!
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026