5 definitions by MikeWaz0wski
“I hate when my man leaves me with a purple clit.”
“Dude I gave this bitch the fattest purple clit last night it was hilarious.”
“Dude I gave this bitch the fattest purple clit last night it was hilarious.”
by MikeWaz0wski June 7, 2023
Two men playing tuggies back and forth until one of them is ejaculates. This one then takes a rolling paper, spoons the semen and some grass into it, and lights up the other man’s children.
by MikeWaz0wski January 31, 2022
by MikeWaz0wski March 4, 2023
When an ugly guy bangs a hot girl, nuts on her eyes, proceeds to poke them, and then chants “You’re not real! You’re not real!”
by MikeWaz0wski January 31, 2022
by MikeWaz0wski January 31, 2022