MikeWaz0wski's definitions

Wakandan flashbang

When an ugly guy bangs a hot girl, nuts on her eyes, proceeds to poke them, and then chants “You’re not real! You’re not real!”

I knew she was too good to be true, so I had to give her a Wakandan flashbang.

by MikeWaz0wski January 30, 2022

Purple clit

When a woman is sexually aroused for an extended period of time but not brought to orgasm

“I hate when my man leaves me with a purple clit.”

“Dude I gave this bitch the fattest purple clit last night it was hilarious.”

by MikeWaz0wski June 6, 2023

Penis gobbler

The SweetTarts ropes that you get at movie theaters

I wish movie theaters didn’t jack up their prices so much so I could afford to buy penis gobblers.

by MikeWaz0wski January 30, 2022

Jamaican tug-o-war

Two men playing tuggies back and forth until one of them is ejaculates. This one then takes a rolling paper, spoons the semen and some grass into it, and lights up the other man’s children.

Dog I so high yesterday after I lost Jamaican tug-o-war to my buddy Greg

by MikeWaz0wski January 30, 2022

Wish-boner

When she goes down on you, gets you hard, and then pries you balls apart as far as they can go.

“I had a real painful wish-boner yesterday, but it’s ok cuz I’m into that stuff”

by MikeWaz0wski March 3, 2023