Penis Eyes 

The distinctive vacuous look on a gay man's face when they are desparately looking for the next fuck. Usually the eyes are wide opened and the lips slightly pouted. You can see from a mile that they can't wait to have a big cock up their arses, or in their mouths. In severe cases, the subject will develop a slight tremor or hiccups when a potential target approaches.

Daffid said to his best friend Ross. "If you continue to look for slutty boyz to fuck, you'll end up having an empty life with penis eyes on your puss."

Derek Mincing said to Leonard "How very very dare you! You took me to this club where all the men have penis eyes. I find you......impertinent!

Penis Eyes by Lulu Thompson January 3, 2008

Penis Eyes 

The distinctive vacuous look on a gay man's face when they are desparately looking for the next fuck. Usually the eyes are wide opened and the lips slightly pouted. You can see from a mile that they can't wait to have a big cock up their arses, or in their mouths. In severe cases, the subject will develop a slight tremor or hiccups when a potential target appears.

Daffid said to his best friend Ross. "If you continue to look for slutty boyz to fuck, you'll end up having an empty life with penis eyes on your puss."

Derek Mincing said to Leonard "How very very dare you! You took me to this club where all the men here have penis eyes. I find you......impertinent!"

Penis Eyes by Lulu Thompson January 5, 2009

Penis Eyes 

The rare genetic dissorder in which the ocular orifi are occupied by peni, instead of eyes.

Gross that kid is leaking from his penis eyes.
Yeah yesteday he turned around and whacked me with his penis eyes.

Penis Eyes by Narvie December 28, 2005

peniseyed 

A state of being "starryeyed" over a penis.

Saquisha became all peniseyed upon seeing her boyfriend Pharrel's new penis.

peniseyed by r0xygurly January 17, 2009

Peniseye 

Peniseye, (adapted from PSI), is used to measure the pressure of semen when hitting the eye during a money shot.

Scientific note: One Peniseye is equal to 6,894.76 pascals.

We interrupt this broadcast to bring you this important bulletin. OG Mudbone just registered 40Peniseye on a money shot delivered on a film set in San Bernadino. He broke Peter North's previous record of 38Peniseye!

Peniseye by Al-katraz May 4, 2018

Peniseye 

(PENIS EYE). A term used by people who are bored of saying "butthead" or "dickface." It's just simply two body part names put together, to create a humorous nickname.

It's used in daily conversations.

Madison: "Breanna, you're a peniseye."
Breanna: "I know."

Peniseye by PeniseyeFounder February 19, 2010

Peniseses

The plural form of penises. Usually used when you have multiple groups of different penises.

Doctor House: "Okay, so. There are the black penises. The whites... can't see the Asians..."
Luke: "Some nice Peniseses, ngl."
Harry: "I'm here too!"

Peniseses by SonyBravia April 27, 2026