SonyBravia's definitions

Pissjaculate

When you jack off so many times in a day that your offsprings get mixed in piss instead of seminal plasma.

Edward: Dude, I just jerked off like 6 times and I pissjaculated on myself and it was white!
Aaron: Why the fuck are you telling me this?

by SonyBravia November 22, 2024

chinq

Pronounced /tʃɪŋk/ (chink). A racist insult against Italians originating from when they played cards on the construction site and said "five" in Italian (cinque) and the non-Italian co-workers using it to insult them.

Alexander: "Dude, you see Matteo? He's such a weird ass, pizza-making chinq."
Dude: "Ikr, right? Dumbass Italian."
Matteo: "I lost my kids in the divorce."

by SonyBravia December 31, 2024

lividbus291

Some Romanian gypsy cunt who harasses 15 year old boys by doxxing them on TikTok over being banned on a Sonic the Hedgehog Discord server.
Deadass this guy made like 20 alt accounts because he got banned. On a Discord server. 4 months ago. The salt is unreal in this mf francium(fr).

Dropstroll10: "Why the fuck has my full government, town and picture gotten leaked?

Lividbus291: "the bus always wins."

by SonyBravia June 19, 2025

Igor Daniels

The guy who puts up the lividbus291 facade. He lives in a council estate in Birmingham and asks for nudes from minors. For context he got banned from a Sonic the Hedgehog Discord server and has been salty ever since, relative to writing about 6 months ago. He's resorted to doxxing a minor.

Assault Rifle: "Leave poor mans alone, Igor Daniels."

Igor Daniels: "the bus always wins"

by SonyBravia June 20, 2025

The Bop House

An influencer house, like the Hype House or something. However instead of influencers, it's filled with OnlyFans models making TikTok videos in revealing or curve-emphasizing clothing to promote their OnlyFans pages and the house itself is an AirBnB. Rumor has it that 5 new kinds of STDs originated from there.

Luke: "Yo trust me, these bitches in The Bop House are so fucking hot!!"
Rico: "Dumbass they're trying to get as many teens addicted to porb as they can. Why do you think they're on that stretched-res-people app TikTok?"

by SonyBravia January 16, 2025

CP Warrior

Calling somebody a CP Warrior refers to that persons possession of child pornography and active attempt of justification by saying ungodly shit like: "They said they wanted to" or "If I'm as old as them, it's not illegal". Typically aged 13-16, failed foundation maths and have a biblical name.

Luke: "They're 15 and I'm 15 so it cancels out!"
Ethan: "Piss off you sub-mongoloid-intelligence CP Warrior."

by SonyBravia February 8, 2025

Floor Loot

Floor Loot, as it's name suggests, is loot (pens, rulers, erasers, etc.) you find on the floor of the building you pursue your academic prowess at. Once you pick up floor loot, it's yours, so the original owner can't reclaim it if they recognize it.

Example 1:
Charrie(Rice person): "Hey man! Give me back my Pilot Frixion Clicker! Where did you even get it?"
Charlie(Burger person): "Ah-ah-ah! I found it 3 hours, 37 minutes and 46 seconds ago outside room 42069 just in front of the door. It was floor loot, it is now mine, dude! So lay a kung-fu move on me because of it, and I'll sue you to kingdom come!"

Example 2:
Natalia(Bathtub fish person): "Bitch you got a rubber? (british for eraser)"
Kierra(Soulless(ginger) person): "Yeah here, you boyfriend stealing slag."
Natalia: "Why's it got a cum stain?"
Kierra: "I don't know, it was floor loot. I bet it's Luke's though."

by SonyBravia February 22, 2025