Definitions by SonyBravia

Grimsbury

Shithole in the shithole of a town called Banbury Oxfordshire. Most notable places to avoid are Edward Street, Causeway between houses 50 and 75 and any corner shops. Last one applies to the rest of the UK actually.

Luke: "Grimsbury's the best place to live!"
Zbyszek: "Shut it. Ts place is a piece of corn in a pile of shit. After it's been eaten again."

Grimsbury by SonyBravia April 27, 2026

Peniseses

The plural form of penises. Usually used when you have multiple groups of different penises.

Doctor House: "Okay, so. There are the black penises. The whites... can't see the Asians..."
Luke: "Some nice Peniseses, ngl."
Harry: "I'm here too!"

Peniseses by SonyBravia April 27, 2026

Agosystic

An agosystic is a person, who kills other people while they are riding a dinosaur.

Alex: "What are you? Agosystic or something? Stop killing people while riding that Terradactl!"
Jesse: "Yo, bitch, I stopped doing that, okay!"

Agosystic by SonyBravia April 2, 2025

cankenstein 

What Badger calls the Meth he and Jesse made in S:1 E:5.

Badger: "You are a genius, bro! This cankenstein is unreal! When we get back I'm gonna burn that dollar bill suit, 'cause we're gonna make some mad dough!"
Jesse: "It's not right..."

cankenstein by SonyBravia March 12, 2025

Bosnian jerk circle

A jerk circle done in the Bosnian manner, meaning at least 5 or more guys have to stand in a circle and jerk the man on their left off. Another variant is only 5 guys in a circle and they jerk the second person to their left off. At the end, the cum-coction gets used in a sourdough bread and then eaten by the participants. Including crust and crumbs.

Vuk: "Hej, hajde da napravimo krug i da se drkamo!(Hey, let's form a circle and jack off!)"
David(not Day-vid): "Naravno, kao Bosanci? (Sure, like the Bosnians?)"
Luke: "I'm down, I'm a fag anyway."
Filip: "Same but I'm bot making the sourdough bread again."
Tito:"We should do the Bosnian jerk circle in Sarajevo, because I'm a diktator."

Bosnian jerk circle by SonyBravia February 23, 2025

Floor Loot 

Floor Loot, as it's name suggests, is loot (pens, rulers, erasers, etc.) you find on the floor of the building you pursue your academic prowess at. Once you pick up floor loot, it's yours, so the original owner can't reclaim it if they recognize it.

Example 1:
Charrie(Rice person): "Hey man! Give me back my Pilot Frixion Clicker! Where did you even get it?"
Charlie(Burger person): "Ah-ah-ah! I found it 3 hours, 37 minutes and 46 seconds ago outside room 42069 just in front of the door. It was floor loot, it is now mine, dude! So lay a kung-fu move on me because of it, and I'll sue you to kingdom come!"

Example 2:
Natalia(Bathtub fish person): "Bitch you got a rubber? (british for eraser)"
Kierra(Soulless(ginger) person): "Yeah here, you boyfriend stealing slag."
Natalia: "Why's it got a cum stain?"
Kierra: "I don't know, it was floor loot. I bet it's Luke's though."

Floor Loot by SonyBravia February 22, 2025

CP Warrior 

Calling somebody a CP Warrior refers to that persons possession of child pornography and active attempt of justification by saying ungodly shit like: "They said they wanted to" or "If I'm as old as them, it's not illegal". Typically aged 13-16, failed foundation maths and have a biblical name.

Luke: "They're 15 and I'm 15 so it cancels out!"
Ethan: "Piss off you sub-mongoloid-intelligence CP Warrior."

CP Warrior by SonyBravia February 8, 2025