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Penelesexual 

Penelesexual means that you are attracted to Penelope Park from Legacies. She is basically a sexuality, and you’re gay and head over heels for her ;)
“hey! what’s your sexuality?”
“oh, i’m penelesexual”
Penelesexual by -aly March 18, 2019

penesexual 

penesexual is where u like boys but not their dang-a-langs
same with girls basically ur straight but u just havent advanced into to liking penis or vagina
girl-hes sooooo cute
*boy whips out his penis*
girl-EW!

thts what a penesexual is :)

Pencilsexual 

Loving a pencil more than anything because pencils are hot
Person 1: Meet my girlfriend
Person 2: she's no pencil...
Person 1: Bro don't be so pencilsexual
Pencilsexual by SPIDEYTHEQUEEN December 30, 2021

penissexual 

penissexual where you cum from seeing your own penis
everytime i see my penis i cum i'm penissexual
penissexual by gayestard March 26, 2021

Penisexual 

Penisexual means that you, either you are a girl a boy or whatever you want to be. Can only like romantically or sexually people that own a penis, literally. This is a sexuality.
This girl has a penis and we are getting married tomorrow, yup.
My boyfriend has a penis, we love each other.
I noticed that I'm penisexual when I was just a teen and I need it to have a proper definition!
Penisexual by BumbleLee September 16, 2018

penalsexual 

when you like to shove huge things up your asshole (e.g. eals) .
Bryant likes to shove soft eggs down his ass so that they will pop when they go in. He is penalsexual
penalsexual by HORNYGREENMAN February 20, 2017
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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