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i-Penguined 

When a video taken by an i-Phone in vertical portrait mode is stretched horizontally to fit the aspect ratio making people look like penguins.
Hey dude! You i-Penguined a video again in your Facebook timeline!
i-Penguined by Stefano Amare October 17, 2013

Penguiner 

A slur for those born in Antarctica referring to how they fuck penguins
Damn Penguiners stealing out jobs
Penguiner by Sassyshooty September 9, 2022

wadelling penguine 

the action of jacking a man off, and stopping before he cums. So he waddles like a penguin
Sorry kevin, i did not a mean to give you a wadelling penguine, I should have finished the job.
wadelling penguine by Bethany Migal December 31, 2007

Penguinese 

It is the, "Official." Language of Penguins.
I went to the arctic circle to learn how to speak penguinese.
Penguinese by Mike Galuszka August 9, 2012

Penguine 

The animal adjective relating to all things penguiny.

Dogs have canine, cats have feline, and buffalo have bubaline.
Having his pants around his ankles made his walking rather penguine

His choice of tuxedo gave him a rather penguine appearance.

Burgess Meredith's role in Batman was delightfully penguine.
Penguine by Slap the Penguin July 20, 2015

Penguined 

To be fooled. To anticipate something and being let down. Someone or something psyching you out. An event or action reaching climax and nothing happens. The origin of this comes from when your pants are around your ankles, and a prostitute begins to give head. Then just when you are about to pop, she stops and walks away. Then you start to run after her like a penguin because your pants are still around your ankles, and sadly shouting come back.
I thought the bus would stop for us, but we just got penguined. I thought I knew who the killer was, but the movie penguined me because I was wrong.
Penguined by Step On My Cubes June 3, 2010
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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