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Penguined 

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To be fooled. To anticipate something and being let down. Someone or something psyching you out. An event or action reaching climax and nothing happens. The origin of this comes from when your pants are around your ankles, and a prostitute begins to give head. Then just when you are about to pop, she stops and walks away. Then you start to run after her like a penguin because your pants are still around your ankles, and sadly shouting come back.
I thought the bus would stop for us, but we just got penguined. I thought I knew who the killer was, but the movie penguined me because I was wrong.
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Penguined 

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The penguin is a mysterious sexual act that involves a rotten fish and an umbrella.
For my 17th birthday dad let me be penguined on moms lap.

He really got penguined behind the wal mart.

penguined 

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adj. Pregnant.

Coined by a 2 and a half year old.
"Word has it Monica is penguined"
penguined by Peckle Arjona June 2, 2004

i-Penguined 

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When a video taken by an i-Phone in vertical portrait mode is stretched horizontally to fit the aspect ratio making people look like penguins.
Hey dude! You i-Penguined a video again in your Facebook timeline!
i-Penguined by Stefano Amare October 17, 2013

Cum penguin 

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when a chick is laying on her stomach and you cum on her back in a igloo. Also refers to an adult spinoff of club penguin.
I hit up a bitch on club penguin and we met up by the igloos. She started sliding around and I did a cum penguin on her.
Cum penguin by That fuck boi February 17, 2017

Club Penguin 

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apolgy for bad english

where were u wen club penguin die

i was at house eating dorito when phone ring

"Club penguin is kil"

"no"
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Penguining 

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The act of sliding on your belly like a penguin does.
No penguining allowed at water parks.
Penguining by zimmygirl777 June 12, 2023
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