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A child's way of saying penis.
Daddy, where is my pen pen so small?
Pen Pen by ashleyboggle March 27, 2019
A beer-drinking, intelligent penguin owned by Misato in Neon Genesis Evangelion.

Pen-Pen's role in the series is pretty much nonexistant, but as a beer-drinking intelligent penguin (with a cooling unit on his back to boot), he is automatically one of the coolest characters in the series.
I wish had a penguin like Pen-Pen. i'd drink him under the table
Pen-Pen by Tmina January 1, 2006
A warm-water penguin who is the pet of Misato Katsuragi in Neon Genesis Evangelion. He likes to drink Yebisu beer.
Even Pen-Pen doesn't like Misato's cooking.
Pen-Pen by Sajak July 5, 2008
straight up gangsta..
a reflection of many things that don't make sense..
pen-pen by adhesives May 29, 2003

Pen on pen 

pen on pen is when you tickle each others dick with your dick.
subject 1 "we did a Pen on pen last night"
subject 2 "word ong fr"
Pen on pen by stimpdamper November 7, 2022

Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen

Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen is a groovy song that you can find on YouTube. It's short and a bit funny since the guy in the video dances along to the music. (You should watch it if into weird stuff like that...)

Lyrics: Intro
P-P-A-P

*Groovy Music*

Verse 1
I have a pen, I have an apple
Uh! Apple-Pen!

Verse 2
I have a pen, I have pineapple
Uh! Pineapple-Pen!

Verse 3
Apple-Pen, Pineapple-Pen
Uh! Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen

*Groovy Music*
End Of Song
Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen!
Apple-Pen, Pineapple-Pen uh Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen!
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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