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To shove a penis in a vagina and then write in it with pen and continue to like it
Wow! That was some good Pen In
Pen In by tIcToK tHoT February 12, 2019
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Pen in the uterus 

Sticking a pencil into your wifes uterus watching her bleed and then die
Yoooo dude i shoved a pen in the uterus of ur hooters chick

don't dip your pen in the company ink 

A man is advised against messing around with any woman in his workplace as doing so can have very negative consequences that affects many aspects of his life.
Employee1: I can't believe our boss slept with her. He was demoted once everyone found out about it.

Employee2: The moral of the story is: "Don't dip your pen in the company ink, it causes nothing but trouble".

dipping your pen in company ink 

1. Having sexual relations with a co-worker.

2. Embezzling from one's employer.
"Dude, dipping your pen in company ink is a good way to get something you don't want."

dip your pen in the company ink

I don't think hooking up with a co-worker is the best idea, but I can't stop thinking about getting in that ho from accounting.
He didn't want to lay his dough where he made his bread, but sometimes ya just gotta dip your pen in the company ink.

pen you in 

A play on the phrase "pencil you in" but adds additional emphasis on the intention of the commitment.
remley: hey wanna get some sushi tomorrow?
erica: most deff. i will pen you into my schedule.
pen you in by erieee December 14, 2009
Word of the Day on March 28, 2010

in pen and paper mode 

Using the traditional method of writing something with pen and paper
The university exams will be held in pen and paper mode rather than online.
in pen and paper mode by birbaljha December 3, 2020
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

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Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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