Pempal 

the queerest friendship one will ever encounter.

"Look at those two non cisgendered people laughing and having a great time"

"Oh, they must be pempals"

Pempal by calico203 June 27, 2012

pimpalottapuss 

Usually a disc jockey (DJ) by trade, you will know one by the tell-tale sign of scantily clad women, or "bitches," in close proximity. May refer to any male whom has the ability to score with many women, either separately or at the same time.

Tom hooked up with four half-decent skanks last week, he's a real pimpalottapuss.

pimpalottapuss by Dan & Jess November 12, 2007

Penpalzone

Friendzone: "A state of being where a male inadvertently becomes a 'platonic friend' of an attractive female whom he was trying to intitate a romantic relationship."

The penpalzone is an even crueler fate. Not only does your would-be-significant-other consign you to a sad asexual existence, they also block any meetings in person to prevent any non platonic scenarios from arising, while still maintaining a "relationship" through texting or any other non-face to face communication.

If you're in the friendzone, don't complain about it or you may be relegated to the penpalzone. A life of loneliness and depression awaits you.

Penpalzone by Cuddlesthesexybeast September 2, 2016

Penpal 

(homo amicus stylens) A species of human made nearly extinct by the advent of electronic mail, penpals communicate via the ancient art of Penmanship – the inscription of meaningful symbols on filaments of pulped wood. After their creation, these Letters would be entrusted to government officials for transportation and delivery to their intended recipient – often over great distances.

'Daddy, what's a penpal?'

'I dunno, kid. Ask me later - I'm texting Jerry in Vancouver.'

Penpal by Michael Hooper March 13, 2008

Penpal 

A rare version of the human species that has not yet been sabotaged by the electronic world.

Mom: Honey what are you doing?
Daughter: Writing to my penpal
Mother: Jesus my daughter has been reincarnated from the 19th century

Penpal by JL<3 October 5, 2017

pimpalimpalicous 

Something so pimp that this word must be used very very rarely because if overused it will lose its worth....originated in the 925 VxHx in cali

"them is some pimpalimpalicious titties"

pimpalimpalicous by []D[][]V[][]D DUDE April 17, 2004

pimpalicious 

something so amazingly great, it would make a pimp smile.

dude! that ho is pimpalicious! she would make her pimp proud!

pimpalicious by Big Fat J January 31, 2003