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Penpal

(homo amicus stylens) A species of human made nearly extinct by the advent of electronic mail, penpals communicate via the ancient art of Penmanship – the inscription of meaningful symbols on filaments of pulped wood. After their creation, these Letters would be entrusted to government officials for transportation and delivery to their intended recipient – often over great distances.
'Daddy, what's a penpal?'

'I dunno, kid. Ask me later - I'm texting Jerry in Vancouver.'
by Michael Hooper March 13, 2008
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A rare version of the human species that has not yet been sabotaged by the electronic world.
Mom: Honey what are you doing?
Daughter: Writing to my penpal
Mother: Jesus my daughter has been reincarnated from the 19th century
by JL<3 October 5, 2017
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a person with whom one regularly exchanges letters, often a person in another country whom one has not met
We haven't met in real life but i love exchanging letters with my penpal.
by Wafu March 28, 2012
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The online dating guys that only want to text
Michael, from Bumble, is my penpal
by Lil Coconut September 3, 2020
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A girl who gives you her number or adds you on FaceBook, then wants to text or message you all the time and never wants to actually hang out. Sometimes happens when you get a girls number for a booty call and then she wants to text you, but never puts out. The opposite of a Cutty Buddy
I'm 23 and in college. I'm looking for a piece of ass, NOT a penpal!

You ever smash Tracy? No, she kept wanting to text all day, so I put her on penpal status.
by NoSleep November 28, 2010
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"I'm a penpal, are you?"
by Jessica September 28, 2004
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Someone who writes frequently to one another over Email, Letter, OR social media. A PenPal can also relate to "meeting" or "simping" over someone at least once. Do NOT fly, drive, OR DATE a penpal or it would cause serious confusion to others and there piers.
"would you be my PenPal since we both like COD and i have no driving license ?"
by CodBurner43 August 27, 2020
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