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The Michael Peroxaan Effect
The Michael Peroxaan Effect by NovaHEV October 19, 2020
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Pelolais
(Chile) Equivalent to a preppy girl in Chile.
Also called cuicas.
There are some pelolais wannabes too, careful. (they are also ondulais, the curly haired ones).
Ways to find out if you are in front of a real pelolais:
-They are skinny, and everything fits well on them. They buy clothes in Alonso de Cordoba, Zara, MNG, Ona Saez, Polo Ralph Lauren, UCB and the only malls they know are Alto las Condes and Parque Arauco.
-They are from privates schools as Villa Maria Academy (also called VMA's girls), The Grange School, Colegio Cordillera, Santiago College, Colegio Cumbres, Saint George's College, Nido de Aguilas International school...
-If you are a VMA probably you have a boyfriend from Verbo Divino's school.
-Their last names are from chilean founder welthy families with lots of "r"s as Errazuriz, Echeverria, Astarburuaga, Artiagoitia, Aguirre, Aranguiz, Echazarreta, Cousiño etc etc etc.
-They don't use transantiago.
-They spend their vacations on Santo Domingo, Zapallar, Bahia Inglesa, San Alfonso del Mar, Pucon, etc.
-They party at Plaza San Enrique's clubs.
-Her favorite grad school is Pontificia Universidad Catolica. If they can go there, they choose privates universities as: Finis Terrae University, Los Andes University, and all those opus dei ones.
-They go to church to do social life.
-They think that Providencia is Santiago's downtown, and the don't cross Plaza Italia.
-Use minimal makeup
-They plan to be virgin until marriage, and they get pregnant easily.
-Eat junky food and don't get fat.
-Have natural highlights
-DON'T HAVE FOTOLOG, only facebook. (fotolog is for pokemonas flaites)
-Their parents can easily buy them a car when they are 18 and a appartment with a nice view near to college so they don't have to travel an hour to get there.
-They mostly listen to pop music
-If you are a man you can't date them if you are not from their social circle.
-You will NEVER see a lesbian pelolais, even when sometimes they behave like that.
-They call between them "gordaaa" (fat) even they are skinny as twiggy.
If you've met a girl like these you met a REAL pelolais.
Also called cuicas.
There are some pelolais wannabes too, careful. (they are also ondulais, the curly haired ones).
Ways to find out if you are in front of a real pelolais:
-They are skinny, and everything fits well on them. They buy clothes in Alonso de Cordoba, Zara, MNG, Ona Saez, Polo Ralph Lauren, UCB and the only malls they know are Alto las Condes and Parque Arauco.
-They are from privates schools as Villa Maria Academy (also called VMA's girls), The Grange School, Colegio Cordillera, Santiago College, Colegio Cumbres, Saint George's College, Nido de Aguilas International school...
-If you are a VMA probably you have a boyfriend from Verbo Divino's school.
-Their last names are from chilean founder welthy families with lots of "r"s as Errazuriz, Echeverria, Astarburuaga, Artiagoitia, Aguirre, Aranguiz, Echazarreta, Cousiño etc etc etc.
-They don't use transantiago.
-They spend their vacations on Santo Domingo, Zapallar, Bahia Inglesa, San Alfonso del Mar, Pucon, etc.
-They party at Plaza San Enrique's clubs.
-Her favorite grad school is Pontificia Universidad Catolica. If they can go there, they choose privates universities as: Finis Terrae University, Los Andes University, and all those opus dei ones.
-They go to church to do social life.
-They think that Providencia is Santiago's downtown, and the don't cross Plaza Italia.
-Use minimal makeup
-They plan to be virgin until marriage, and they get pregnant easily.
-Eat junky food and don't get fat.
-Have natural highlights
-DON'T HAVE FOTOLOG, only facebook. (fotolog is for pokemonas flaites)
-Their parents can easily buy them a car when they are 18 and a appartment with a nice view near to college so they don't have to travel an hour to get there.
-They mostly listen to pop music
-If you are a man you can't date them if you are not from their social circle.
-You will NEVER see a lesbian pelolais, even when sometimes they behave like that.
-They call between them "gordaaa" (fat) even they are skinny as twiggy.
If you've met a girl like these you met a REAL pelolais.
PeloTando
Pelotard
Pelotard by Peloton Not Offended October 11, 2018
pelota
pelota by puebla, daniel June 30, 2006
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