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Paloma
Paloma is the most gorgeous girl you will ever meet. She has the funniest laugh that will make you also die with laughter. She’s extremely relatable and hilarious and she understands people and reads them very well. She can be shy when talking to guys at first but is very good at it. Paloma gets along with literally everyone. She’s an amazing singer too and loves spending time with her friends! Once you’re close to her she’s extremely comfortable around you. Paloma’s are the actual best bestfriends to have and if you’re lucky enough to have one as your best friend you’ll never doubt your relationship. She's also the girl that you like a lot but you'll never get because you scared her away nice going.
Paloma by Tiger fetus December 7, 2018
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Paloma RBLX
A troll YouTuber that is known for her various videos in which she makes fun of dead people, clickbaits, and makes false claims about other big YouTubers in attempt to gain attention. She's most known for her "LIZZY_WINKLE DESERVED IT" video which received a whopping 4K dislikes and only 100 likes.
Paloma RBLX by epickyandcoolduded December 7, 2019
pétomane syndrome
A minor behavior problem in which an individual, usually a preadolescent male, deliberately makes disgusting sounds for entertainment purposes. After Joseph Pujol, also known as Le Pétomane, a French entertainer.
Jonathan amused himself and his friends by making flatus-like sounds and generally manifesting the pétomane syndrome.
pétomane syndrome by Duckbutt February 10, 2006
Paloma
Paloma is an artistic, smart, independent girl that is also extremely artsy. She loves photography, and always has her old film camera around her neck outside of school. She loves to paint, draw, and write poems. She has great fashion sense and is literally one of the only people in the universe who can rock cut off overalls. She has beautiful green eyes, blond or brown hair. She also plays several sports and loves to swim. She is extremely self doubting and insecure, so if you find a Paloma make her feel welcome. If hurt, she will ignore the person who caused this until she can't go on any longer and blow up at them. She holds her friends very close, and if any of them are hurt, she will do the same. She has mood swings, one second she is happy, the other she is furious with herself. Paloma's typically has a great sense of humor, and she also has a great body. She loves to go out doors, and savors adrenaline. She LOVES heights. At times she can be distant and space, and if that happens, that normally means she's either down on herself of something bad is happening outside (like at home) or inside school. She is literally the most beautiful person you will ever meet, and as the result, a lot of boys have crushes on her. She is a great friend, and you need to hold on to her
Paloma by Save the turtles 123 October 21, 2017
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