Pelled

The frustrating experience of pedestrian traffic being slowed to a crawl by the elderly. Most commonly used in supermarket aisles, narrow sidewalks, and amusement park walkways.

Origin - In 1998, Senator Claiborne Pell (Rhode Island Senator, 1961 - 1997) and his wife Nuala caused the largest pedestrian backup in the history of Providence, RI when they decided to take a geriatric stroll through the streets of the East Side. The frail politician probably never noticed the hoards of people behind him, stretching for dozens of city blocks.

"I really thought I could buy some Jello and get home in time for American Idol, but I got Pelled at the Stop and Shop.

by albud June 7, 2009

Pelled

To fuck someone and get away with it.

George really Pelled me the other day, I guess it pays to have friends in high places.

by flerriam_flebster April 13, 2020

Pulled a Takei

When someone takes down an online poll in response to getting the opposite result they wanted.

Did you see that person quickly taking down their online poll cause it didn't sway their way? Yeah, they must have Pulled a Takei.

HAHA that Celeb totally didn't like their results, They blamed it on trolls.

by aCanadianGuyeH February 25, 2017

Pulled an Amber Heard

Getting in an argument with someone and then taking a massive shit in their bed as revenge.

Guy 1: Man, I got in an argument with my girlfriend and she pulled an Amber Heard in our bed!

Guy 2: she SHIT in your bed??

by shitposter99 April 21, 2022

Pulled a Bob

To steal or defraud. To lie or deceive. Basically to do anything underhanded and shitty.

I pulled a Bob on that dumb ass and sold him a car knowing the title was bad. He pulled a Bob on me and took my money then never delivered the product.

by Jerry Kramer August 21, 2018

pulled a mufat

to clutch in a time of need

pulled a mufat Pog

by TheRealMufat August 28, 2021

Vegan pulled pork

A vegan recipe which tastes like pork but does not even contain any pork. Usually made of jackfruit or king oyster mushroom, but sometimes banana blossom is used. Although it is 100% plant-based and does not contain pork at all, it is still non-halal as it uses the name "pork". Therefore, Muslims should not eat this recipe.

Jessica Jane, someone known for smelly feet, claiming vegan pulled pork as "halal pork (babi halal)", even though it is not halal because of the name "pork".

by Real Vegan June 27, 2022