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A man who sits down to piss
You sir are a peemale
peemale by JE SUIS DAVE ROVEY February 18, 2018
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peemaster 

Someone who is so funny they tend to make all their friends laugh so hard they pee themselves; A master of pee.
*You tell joke*
*friend is laughing so hard they peed* "Stop it, you Peemaster!"
peemaster by vagcookiemonster December 14, 2014

peerailed 

When you're on a roll with whatever you're doing, be it homework or anything else, and you have to stop yourself to take a bathroom break.

A mash-up of the words "pee" and "derailed".
I finally got to the last page of the math review package, but I was peerailed before I could finish.
peerailed by DIEmoviestars August 29, 2012

pretailer 

A company that sells a shitty unfinished product instead of taking the necessary time and resources to make a good product. Examples include fen-phen, Simcity 2013, Battlefield 4, and most egregiously, DayZ and all its clones.
DayZ will never become a finished product because they're making all the money in pretail, so there's no real motive to get it done right.

EA has turned into a full-on pretailer by rushing games like Simcity and Battlefield 4 to release before game features actually work.
pretailer by Killer Infection June 30, 2014

peeapler 

A apple that u peed in or on
He accidently ate the peeapler
peeapler by Trollmaster77 June 4, 2017

Pomailer 

absolute dumb motherfucker. hate him. his pinned video is right.
i hate pomailer
Pomailer by kjj14 March 22, 2023
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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