Pee Tree

Any tree in which a male person uses as a quick urinal outside.

Boy: I have to pee really bad daddy!
Dad: Go over there and make that a pee tree son.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010

Pee Pee Tree

When you pretend you’re a dog and piss on a tree and Then afterwards climb it and enjoy a fresh garden salad with raspberry vinaigrette dressing.

When I was younger the tree in my front yard served as my Pee Pee Tree for many years.

by peepeepoopooman:) July 7, 2020

Pee Flow Tree

The process of deciding whether or not to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.

I really have to pee. But I don’t want to get out of bed. I wonder if I can make it through the night without having an accident? Is it really that bad to have an accident? No one will know. I probably need to change the sheets anyway. Maybe I should just go ahead and get up to pee now since I’m awake after going through this pee flow tree.

by Jfman August 30, 2018

Peetree

Someone who you cannot understand, because they mumble 24/7. Taken from the character "Peetree" in the movie "Land before time" due to his incomprehensible speech. Clings to people who think that he "peetree" is obnoxious.

"I adklawjwannadk;al asdsgivelk;;kl etyouhjdk hjklkhead!lkjlkj

Wut did you say peetree???

by honkytoe March 3, 2003

Peetree

A babie with small hands, feet, and teeth. They love fuji apples and talk quietly. They don't listen to what you are saying most of the time. However, peetree is a rather hot person. Everyone is jealous of them.

Peetree has such small hands, she would be screwed if she was a guy.

Wow, she's pretty peetree.

by jr. pimp November 12, 2008

Peetree

A Peetree is a long haired boy with huge sideburns who tends to longingly stare at people with no emotion on his face. Peetree's usually are found wearing purple speedo's.

"Peetree is so hot over there staring at me with his cool shoes"

by ~woot~ February 18, 2005