Skip to main content

Pedro's Army 

Pedro's Army is a group of people who met on Tumblr after reading a Starship fanfiction named Learning to Dance. Members of Pedro's Army are often seen hanging out on their TinyChat and talking about LTD.
'hey, did you read Karri's new chapter?'

'OHMYGOD, MY TEARS!'

'Are you coming to the Pedro's Army Tinychat?'

'I'LL BE THERE JUST AS SOON AS I'VE FINISHED CRYING OVER THIS CHAPTER!'
Pedro's Army by blargoblargoblargo December 27, 2011

pedro's hoes 

A group of ugly, thirsty, nappy headed, and desperate girls that are all over Pedro in hopes of getting some dick or a very unlikely relationship
Pedro's hoes are jealous of every girl he's ever dated.

Pedro's hoes try to ruin his relationships.

Pedro's hoes are annoying.

Pedro's hoes need to hop off.
pedro's hoes by I could be anyone January 25, 2014

Pedro's hoes 

Hoes That Belong To Pedro That Require Corona Beer Or Tequilas And Tacos As Payment For Sexual Activities
Pedro's hoe "Aye Papi!!!!!!!"
Old Man "Good Now Go Hoe. Here's You Case Of Beer And Bag Of Taco's. And Send Some More Of Pedro's hoes"
Pedro's hoes by MishkaItsTrara January 24, 2014

Pedro's bedroom 

Small zone in Newcastle where the air reeks of criminality and Lynx Africa....
Your bird has been doubled more times than the dart board in Pedro's bedroom

That’s Pedro 

A term inspired from the iconic film “Napoleon Dynamite.”

If something is “Pedro” that means it’s something you’d vote for, support, and overall think is a good idea.
Person 1: “I think we should get fast food for dinner.”

Person 2: “That’s Pedro!”

Person 1: “Yeah it is! Where would you like to go?”

Pedro-speak 

Local dialect used in San Pedro, California, composed of slang terms usually, but not always, related to sailing and/or kicking ass on bass guitar. Spoken fluently by Mike Watt
Boffus found out about Pedro-speak from Watt's page.
Pedro-speak by boffus July 16, 2003