Pedro-speak 

Local dialect used in San Pedro, California, composed of slang terms usually, but not always, related to sailing and/or kicking ass on bass guitar. Spoken fluently by Mike Watt

Boffus found out about Pedro-speak from Watt's page.

Pedro-speak by boffus July 16, 2003

Pedro speak 

When pedro types on facebook and nothing makes sense

Pedro speak

I remember I got lost going around the school I couldn't get groom the pool to the the auditorium. That takes REAL skill

It was like my first week in games bay

Translation
I remember i got lost going around the school. I couldn't get from the pool to the auditorium. That takes real skill.

It was my first week in hawkes bay

Pedro speak by Urmadasofat June 16, 2010

pedospeaker 

a speaker for children. duh

I need a pedospeaker for luna, do you know where to get one?

pedospeaker by Scarlet angel October 31, 2019