3 definitions by kaleidoscope

fighting cancer

Masturbating.
From the idea that frequent fapping lessens the risk of prostate cancer in males.

"I was gonna go out last night, but decided to stay at home and fight cancer instead"

"Every time you fight cancer God kills a kitten. What's worse? Cancer or a dead kitten?"

by kaleidoscope July 2, 2005

Dolmio day

The start of a lady's period

When's your Dolmio day ?

by kaleidoscope October 22, 2012

Pedro's bedroom

Small zone in Newcastle where the air reeks of criminality and Lynx Africa....

Your bird has been doubled more times than the dart board in Pedro's bedroom

by kaleidoscope April 7, 2018