pedophant
pedophant by pedophant123 April 28, 2009
Pedophant
"Hey, did you hear our local politician was arrested for luring minors to his house for inappropriate activities?" "No! Well, I hope they drop the charges. I really like his policies on milk prices." "Oh my. You are a pedophant,"
Pedophant by Two Hand Johnson August 24, 2025
Related Words
pedophant • pedopants • Pedophanelia • pedophist • Pedophit • Pedophet • Pedophrasty • pedohunter • pedopanda • pedopath
Pedophrasty
Argument involving children to prop up a rationalization and make the opponent look like an asshole, as people are defenseless and suspend all skepticism in front of suffering children: nobody has the heart to question the authenticity or source of the reporting. Often done with the aid of pictures.
Pedophrasty by decoderYaska April 16, 2019
Pedophallus
Combining the words ‘Pedophile’ and ‘Phallus’ together enabling the average gamer to deliver two insults in one blow, calling his opponent both a pedophile and a penis, the erect penis of a pedophile or even a pedophile with an erection depending upon how the insult is received.
Kai -
"lulz! These akimbo 1887 models are pure pwnage"
The entire mw2 community -
"You're a pedophallic failure at life"
The offending pedophallus will then attempt to regain his dignity by making a joke about the other person's mother before swiftly leaving the lobby and spending the rest of his/her evening furiously masturbating to pictures of Gary Glitter and Les Dennis.
"lulz! These akimbo 1887 models are pure pwnage"
The entire mw2 community -
"You're a pedophallic failure at life"
The offending pedophallus will then attempt to regain his dignity by making a joke about the other person's mother before swiftly leaving the lobby and spending the rest of his/her evening furiously masturbating to pictures of Gary Glitter and Les Dennis.
Pedophallus by A Creepy Priest July 22, 2010
Pedophestiality
Person 1: "Dude, do you know about those Clopper guys who post up disgusting drawings all the time?"
Person 2: "Yeah, they're friggin' EVERYWHERE...why?"
Person 1: "Well, apparently what they do is illegal."
Person 2: "Seriously? But don't they just spam porn of cartoon ponies all over the place?"
Person 1: "...Nope. They actually self-published Pony porn magazines from funding that was supposed to be used for charity."
Person 2: "That's just GROSS, it's like Pedophestiality is their entire world!"
Person 1: "Y'know, I can't tell you how correct you are 'bout that, dude."
Person 2: "Yeah, they're friggin' EVERYWHERE...why?"
Person 1: "Well, apparently what they do is illegal."
Person 2: "Seriously? But don't they just spam porn of cartoon ponies all over the place?"
Person 1: "...Nope. They actually self-published Pony porn magazines from funding that was supposed to be used for charity."
Person 2: "That's just GROSS, it's like Pedophestiality is their entire world!"
Person 1: "Y'know, I can't tell you how correct you are 'bout that, dude."
Pedophestiality by Taargus Margonia April 16, 2014
pedopants
Pants or shorts *see pedoshorts* worn by girls 18 and younger with words on the butt. Cutie, Babydoll, Cheer, Bootylicious, ect... With the intent of having grown men stare at their bottoms.
pedosantafile clause
pedosantafile clause by KramadevlupeS-hater December 22, 2010