Skip to main content

pedosantafile clause 

A person who is dressed as Santa Clause but is pedofile like
That old guy in the santa suit is a pedosantafile clause
pants with poop inside, pants with shit inside;
poopants! - just an exclamation like "shit"
poopants by Mantal January 13, 2007

pedantsturbation 

n. any form of mental masturbation that is particularly pedantic; for instance, officiously correcting others' trivial mistakes with no constructive purpose; also, any type of discourse that is specifically designed to impress or confuse the reader/listener with "big" words and/or fancy phraseology, particularly to disguise the fact that: a) there is no real underlying point, or b) the pedantsturbator in question cannot defend his/her position with sound logic or evidence.

basically, it's like sophistry with an added masturbatorial goal, such as oneupmanship.
those creationists sure do try, but without compelling evidence, no amount of pedantsturbation will convince me that the theory of evolution isn't valid.

pedophant 

god look at him he's such a pedophant
pedophant by pedophant123 April 28, 2009

pedopanda 

Likes children and pandas excessively.
Pei Ru is a pedopanda.
pedopanda by MLSM August 29, 2010

pedopath 

A person mainly an adult who feels the need to abuse or neglect children.
pedopath
pedopath by Arfbizit May 24, 2011