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A word used to describe a supposed prophet (or person claiming to be sent for God) who had or wants to have sex with children.
Jack: Hey. Did you know that Muhammed the prophet of Islam had sex with a 9 years old?

Bob: Yeah. He's a pedophet, what did you expect?
pedophet by The Pain Slayer June 10, 2022

Pedophestiality

The illicit act of committing Pedophilia and Bestiality all at the same time.
Person 1: "Dude, do you know about those Clopper guys who post up disgusting drawings all the time?"

Person 2: "Yeah, they're friggin' EVERYWHERE...why?"

Person 1: "Well, apparently what they do is illegal."

Person 2: "Seriously? But don't they just spam porn of cartoon ponies all over the place?"

Person 1: "...Nope. They actually self-published Pony porn magazines from funding that was supposed to be used for charity."

Person 2: "That's just GROSS, it's like Pedophestiality is their entire world!"

Person 1: "Y'know, I can't tell you how correct you are 'bout that, dude."

Pedophelic 

Pedophile-like; a feeling that it may be something a pedophile would do
You were going to do something pedophelic to me...I just know it.
Pedophelic by Grizzly757 October 6, 2018

Pedophernalia 

Collection of sicko toys, dolls, photos etc kept by a Pedophile.
Inside Peter Files house, police discovered a kiddy dungeon full of pedophernalia

pedophernalia 

Items and/or articles owned/rented by a pedophile, or for the purpose of pedophelia.
I was at my uncle Joe's house last weekend, and he's got TONS of pedophernalia laying around the house.
pedophernalia by Vinny VanderMolen September 16, 2008

pedophelia 

The act or fantasy on the part of an adult of engaging in sexual activity with a child or children.
That freak is such a pedopheliac to be watching child porn.

pedophelia by TML April 20, 2006
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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