Skip to main content

Pedophestiality

The illicit act of committing Pedophilia and Bestiality all at the same time.
Person 1: "Dude, do you know about those Clopper guys who post up disgusting drawings all the time?"

Person 2: "Yeah, they're friggin' EVERYWHERE...why?"

Person 1: "Well, apparently what they do is illegal."

Person 2: "Seriously? But don't they just spam porn of cartoon ponies all over the place?"

Person 1: "...Nope. They actually self-published Pony porn magazines from funding that was supposed to be used for charity."

Person 2: "That's just GROSS, it's like Pedophestiality is their entire world!"

Person 1: "Y'know, I can't tell you how correct you are 'bout that, dude."
Pedophestiality mug front
Get the Pedophestiality mug.
See more merch

Pedobestiality 

When a animal dates a child, like in family guy.
Youtube commenter: so basically this whole ship is pedobestiality?
Related Words

pedobestiality 

He is a sexual pervert; he indulges in pedobestiality.
pedobestiality by uttam maharjan January 24, 2011

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.
Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.
trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017
Word of the Day on August 7, 2026