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Peanus
Peanus is a misspelling of the word penis. It's how some kids spells penis because it sounds like peanus. They also spell vagina vajina.
Peanus by HawaiianPunch1 January 1, 2022
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Peavus • Peanus • Peanusbutter • Pervus • Pravus • peabus • peadust • peanussy • peanust • Peapussing
Pervus
(noun) A person who is rude,immature, and/or perverted. An insult, it describes a person with multiple undesirable traits or someone you just cannot stand. A combination of pervert and anus.(plural: pervi)
Pervus by Celeste G. February 23, 2008
peatus
(peet-es) 1. n. word used to describe a peanut shaped like a fetus
2. n. Word used to describe a fetus shaped like a peanut
3. v. The action of picking your nose with a peanut while fishing for fetuses in the pond in your backyard.
4. adj. A term used to describe something that is peatus like.
6. n. The second thursday of the fourth month of every year. Peatus day.
2. n. Word used to describe a fetus shaped like a peanut
3. v. The action of picking your nose with a peanut while fishing for fetuses in the pond in your backyard.
4. adj. A term used to describe something that is peatus like.
6. n. The second thursday of the fourth month of every year. Peatus day.
1. I saw the sonagram of Ashley's baby. What a peatus!
2. Martha grabbed a hand full of nuts, and was suprised to see a peatus.
3. One of Nathans favorite actions is peatusing.
4. Dude, kyles head is peatusy.
5. Man, that peatus was eating a peatus while peatusing. What a peatusy day!
6. HAPPY PEATUS DAY!
2. Martha grabbed a hand full of nuts, and was suprised to see a peatus.
3. One of Nathans favorite actions is peatusing.
4. Dude, kyles head is peatusy.
5. Man, that peatus was eating a peatus while peatusing. What a peatusy day!
6. HAPPY PEATUS DAY!
Peanus Butter
Spelled similar to "peanut butter", peanus butter is when you take peanut butter and spread it on some bread with your penis. Peanus Butter can be used as a noun (peanus butter) and a verb (peanus buttering). A peanus butter sandwich is when you keep your penis on top of the bread after spreading peanut butter and then put another piece of bread on top to create a sandwich with your penis in the center. This form of "art" is erotic and can be a variation of eating a dick.
Peanus Butter by ༼ つ ͡◕ Ѿ ͡◕ ༽つ February 6, 2015
Peanus
Peanus by Mule_Hammer September 14, 2005
peanust
peanust by TerrorFuckingMaxima November 16, 2020
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.