A pearl ring is created when, whilst during sex, at the moment just before ejaculation, the person doing the sex withdraws his penis and glazes the womans anus.
a sexual act in which one grabs another person’s scrotum from behind and pulls aggressively towards the rectum. the act resembles pulling a pearl from an oyster shell, hence the name. for an extra pearling surprise, twist the scrotum before pulling it backwards.
bro 1: “bro my girl was pearling me so hard last night, i still can’t feel my balls”
bro 2: “that’s so hot, i wish my girl would pearl me”
boyfriend: “can you pearl me tonight please”
girlfriend: “no your balls are always sweaty, i can’t get a good grip”
boyfriend: “then just twist before you pull, it feels even better”
A body modification like tattoos or piercing, where pearls or surgical stainless steel spheres are inserted under the skin of the penis.
The purpose is primarily to enhance the sexual pleasure of the man or his partner, though some people do it for the unusual look.
Allegedly originated by Japanese gangsters (Yakuza) serving time in prison. Where a sharpened chopstick was used to cut open the skin. It marked both the time spent in prison and the power of a mobster to obtain pearls while in prison.
Your girlfriend will love the Pearling, but avoid sex for a couple weeks or it will hurt like hell and can get infected.
When a man or a woman is having a rough day and they have accumulated too much sand in their vagina. Once the stress becomes overwhelming, the accumulated sand transforms into a giant pearl that incidentally induces more crabbiness.
After getting stuck in traffic the wholeday, I was pearling all night.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.