Pear pressure

Being stoned to death, but instead of using rocks you use pears.

Bobo: Did you hear about how the mob plans to kill the president?

Nomnom: Oh yeah, pear pressure.

Bobo: Dumb shithole deserves it.

by Elpresedante January 18, 2018

pear pressure

the act of pressuring a friend to eat a moldy peace of fruit

Hey dude, just eat it! Come on man, everyone's doing it! Just eat that rotting piece of fruit! Yeah man, pear pressure!

Fuck I'm so sick after being pear pressured into eating that rotten kiwi.

by urbandictionarytaughtmeallikno November 15, 2010

pear pressure

When you fap and the jizz doesn't come out and causes pressure.

John: Last night I was fappin and now I have pear pressure.
Lucas: Fuck you, I am Japan.

by FuckYouIamJapan November 25, 2009

pear pressure

A euphemism for the firmness of a pair of breasts.

john: That chick was seriously lacking in pear pressure.
duck:Fuck you, I am japan!

by angular flatulance November 26, 2009