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pear pressure

the act of pressuring a friend to eat a moldy peace of fruit
Hey dude, just eat it! Come on man, everyone's doing it! Just eat that rotting piece of fruit! Yeah man, pear pressure!

Fuck I'm so sick after being pear pressured into eating that rotten kiwi.
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pear pressure

When you fap and the jizz doesn't come out and causes pressure.
John: Last night I was fappin and now I have pear pressure.
Lucas: Fuck you, I am Japan.
pear pressure by FuckYouIamJapan November 24, 2009

pear pressure

A euphemism for the firmness of a pair of breasts.
john: That chick was seriously lacking in pear pressure.
duck:Fuck you, I am japan!
pear pressure by angular flatulance November 25, 2009

Pear pressure

Being stoned to death, but instead of using rocks you use pears.
Bobo: Did you hear about how the mob plans to kill the president?

Nomnom: Oh yeah, pear pressure.

Bobo: Dumb shithole deserves it.
Pear pressure by Elpresedante January 19, 2018
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