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Peaking Turtle 

When you have to take a shit to badly that the tip of the poop is coming out of your asshole.
can't talk, sorry! I have a peaking turtle!
Peaking Turtle by CassidyFapia March 1, 2011
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peeking turtle 

1. That critical moment between 'having to take a dump real bad' and 'having an accident in your pants'.

2. The feeling that a turd is on the cusp of 'peeking' out of one's anus, resembling a turtle's head coming out of its shell.
We gotta stop this car and find a restroom soon! I got a peeking turtle over here!
peeking turtle by The Watcher April 3, 2003

Peeking turtle 

The peeking turtle is when your eating a girls ass and when she turns around you see she had a dick.
Dude, i was eating her ass, and she had a peeking turtle.
Peeking turtle by Cumdumpster12 January 18, 2017

Turtle Peeking

A euphemistic expression regarding the extreme urgency to defecate and holding it in as much in as possible. Having the pressure of a fecal turd poking itself partially out of the bum hole while trying to make it to the closest restroom.
Roger sprinted down the hall from his desk to the restroom. He has a turtle peeking.
Turtle Peeking by Eaton Holgoode March 20, 2017

Turtles Peaking 

When You Go to Take a Poop, But then It hangs There, You try to take a Deep breath and Squeeze it out, But it just goes Right back up your Butt hole.
I had to take a Dump, I Tried to make it quick, But it stayed then it went back in. - Sounds to me you have Turtle's Peaking.

Turtles Peaking a Terd hanging out that goes back inside your Anus.
Turtles Peaking by SetiCowboy July 2, 2021

The turtle is peeking 

When you have to take a crap so bad that it feels like it has already started to "peek" out your ass similar to a turtles head when it comes out of its shell.
The turtle is peeking. If I don't get to a bathroom right now, I'm going to shit my pants.
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