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go ahead to peach on me

Something incompetent people use to identify themselves among others

peach melvin 

When you put peaches in a girl's vagina and either whipped cream or iced cream on a man's penis, then proceed to sixty-nine for a minute, then rotate and kiss each other, forming peaches and cream in each others mouths.
Betty and I had peach melvin for dessert last night.
peach melvin by SKatch May 4, 2005

Or Peace Me 

when someone doesn't respond to you, not include you, or just simply forget that you exist, you use this phrase because the person has forgotten about you. Works best when someone doesn't respond to a text message
Over Text Message"
"Hey do you want to go on a date saturday?"
*7 days Laters with no Response*
"Or Peace Me."
Or Peace Me by Joey Hotdogs December 3, 2018

peace me off 

Joo peace me off again.
peace me off by Uncle Juanito December 8, 2017

peach melvin 

When an old man goes to a parlour and has his bald head buffed until shiny.
Oh hey George, I just got back from gettin' a peach melvin at Paul's Parlour.
peach melvin by Roger May 7, 2005

peach melvin 

Inasmuch as sex, a peach melvin if you will can also regard the orgasm of a large farm animal. I.E: Horse, Cow, Moose, Teridactyl
Knelly was getting dirty with BIG Betsy and prematurely peach melvined.
peach melvin by melvinizer May 5, 2005