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Peach me 

to seduce by some sexy man (men)
oh lukas, won't you peach me?
Peach me by babaymama August 27, 2006
Words you can keep

go ahead to peach on me

Something incompetent people use to identify themselves among others

peach melvin 

When you put peaches in a girl's vagina and either whipped cream or iced cream on a man's penis, then proceed to sixty-nine for a minute, then rotate and kiss each other, forming peaches and cream in each others mouths.
Betty and I had peach melvin for dessert last night.
peach melvin by SKatch May 4, 2005

Or Peace Me 

when someone doesn't respond to you, not include you, or just simply forget that you exist, you use this phrase because the person has forgotten about you. Works best when someone doesn't respond to a text message
Over Text Message" "Hey do you want to go on a [date saturday?"
*7 days Laters with no Response*
"Or Peace Me."
Or Peace Me by Joey Hotdogs December 3, 2018

peace me off 

Is the Mexican way of saying, "piss me off".
Joo peace me off again.
peace me off by Uncle Juanito December 8, 2017

peach melvin 

When an old man goes to a parlour and has his bald head buffed until shiny.
Oh hey George, I just got back from gettin' a peach melvin at Paul's Parlour.
peach melvin by Roger May 7, 2005

peach melvin 

Inasmuch as sex, a peach melvin if you will can also regard the orgasm of a large farm animal. I.E: Horse, Cow, Moose, Teridactyl
Knelly was getting dirty with BIG Betsy and prematurely peach melvined.
peach melvin by melvinizer May 5, 2005
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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