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Hispanic diminutive of pepe, which in turn is diminutive of José, a Spanish/Portuguese form of Joseph (from the Hebrew Yosef / יוֹסֵף )
Oye Pepito, ¿¡qué te pasa!?
Pepito by sanjuandegringohuevos April 23, 2021
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Ruler of the Earth.
Pepito was here.
Pepito by Jesus Bush June 15, 2003
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Smaller than average sized male genitals; a penis that is made tiny through exposure to cold, fear or other factors
His pepito is so small he looks like a child.
Pepito by Dr. Noni Paran March 13, 2009
Some poggers catto that kinda just vibes 24/7 and whose vibe checks are deemed to be impassable by mere mortals.
Check out Pepito over there hes kinda funny looking innit
Pepito by Pepito's left paw September 26, 2020
NOUN: an individual of eccentric tendencies, whose best friend is named Matt, and whose descent is Puerto Rican; one who is confused in matters of sexuality; an extremely proud Puerto Rican; a talented dancer (of Puerto Rican descent); see eric cruz
ADJ: exhibiting characteristics of PMS
VERB: to bloviate about the fallacious cost of an exaggerated amount of text messages
That PePiTo C is soooooooo hottttt!

That kid was soooooooo PePiTo C! He was wayyyyyyy PMS!

OMG! My friends all hate me because I PePiTo Ced at them yesterday.
PePiTo C by Juh yu February 17, 2005
VERB: To PMS like a sexually confused man/kidney
Don't you dare PePiTo C at me!!!
PePiTo C by Mom February 21, 2005
A sad little gnome who tried to make his own currency in the World of Warcraft. He called the currency MSK and claimed to be selling cats, but when asked if he would sell someone a cat, he would only respond "Cat not for sale!". That is the story of poor little Pepitoz.
Link to video of Pepitoz the gnome
here: http://www.youtube.com/user/Rurikar
or here:www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqCkDcx6KIs
Pepitoz by Maxim M. February 5, 2009
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B)
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A)
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