Mom's definitions

fourplay

Fooling around before getting sexual with another person, aninmal or whatever.

kissing, licking, ect,.

by mom December 14, 2003

Blowjobs

Dick sucking

"She gave an excellent blowjob, I cummed all over her face."

by mom December 14, 2003

John Fonda

see John Kerry................

John Kerry is John Fonda!

by mom October 31, 2004

GURP

means "SHUT UP" to people named davis.

AM I RIGHT?

OMG WTF....would u just GURP already?!

by mom November 20, 2004

schluffy

slouchy, one of poor posture, mopey

Her mother told her to not be schluffy when she walked away after she was told she had to go to bed.

by mom May 13, 2005

PePiTo C

VERB: To PMS like a sexually confused man/kidney

Don't you dare PePiTo C at me!!!

by Mom February 21, 2005

cat's ass

hot dog, more specifically the end of a hot dog that resembles a cat's anus.

Hey Mom, get some of those all beef cat's asses when you go to the store.

by Mom February 4, 2005