Mom's definitions

fourplay

Fooling around before getting sexual with another person, aninmal or whatever.

kissing, licking, ect,.

by mom December 14, 2003

Blowjobs

Dick sucking

"She gave an excellent blowjob, I cummed all over her face."

by mom December 14, 2003

John Fonda

see John Kerry................

John Kerry is John Fonda!

by mom October 31, 2004

PePiTo C

VERB: To PMS like a sexually confused man/kidney

Don't you dare PePiTo C at me!!!

by Mom February 21, 2005

zaidan

the most beautiful baby in the world.

Your baby is cute, but she's nothing compared to Zaidan.

by mom December 2, 2004

schluffy

slouchy, one of poor posture, mopey

Her mother told her to not be schluffy when she walked away after she was told she had to go to bed.

by mom May 13, 2005

Carmine Gotti Agnello

The Sexiest person alive.

Carmine Gotti Agnello is sexy.

by Mom April 3, 2005