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porpoise poot 

The act of going underwater with the exception of your ass and letting out a loud fart. Preferably in the act of an in water dive so as to time it in a manner that you fart as soon as the ass breaches the water. The way a porpoise clears it's blowhole to breathe and reemerge .
When in a pool and you have to fart there is a tough decision to be made. Do you blow bubbles or share with the masses and porpoise poot.
porpoise poot by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016
Related Words
Pborp • Porp • porpoise • Plorp • porple • Porpy • pbop • plorped • poorpa • Poorper

porpoise hork 

foul smelling whale vomit commonly used as an insult.
"what smells like freaking porpoise hork?"
porpoise hork by lilryry May 24, 2006
It’s a word
I have no porpuss in life.
Porpuss by Gagshshshsu January 15, 2019
a person that is in a way different from everybody else
The porph did not go with the crowd.
porph by Yoo Kee Mit February 21, 2007

pants porpoise 

human penis; so called for the in and out action during coitus, supposedly like the breaching and plunging of a dolphin
"Dude. Vera will be swimming with the pants porpoise tonight, bro!"
"Dude! Really?"
"Yup. She's finally giving up that poonanny, dude."
"Right on, dude."
pants porpoise by C.C. Black February 6, 2008

Silk Porpoise 

When a male ejaculates so much and hard into a womens mouth that it spews out of her nose like a porpoise coming up for air.
last night I gave this girl a silk porpoise beacuse I had not came in like 6 months
Silk Porpoise by jp&bn March 29, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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