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Not to be confused with a 'P'zone'(pizza and a calzone, see also Pizza hut); this is a term used to combine "pwn" and "own". Its usage is similar:

1. To thoroughly and effortlessly defeat an opponent in an online competition or skirmish.
You just got !@&?ing pazowned.
Pazown by Rooster October 19, 2003
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Similar to the words owned and pwned. Except it is showing a higher level of conquering. It is used to be even more of an insult when defeating someone and humiliating them completely.
Example of ownage: Kicking a guy in the shin.

Example of pwnage: Punching a guy in the face.

Example of pazonage: Kicking a guy in the balls.
Pazoned by BackToNormal June 26, 2004
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pizowned 

Pizowned: (v) 1. To be beaten to the worst degree possible
2. To spill pizza on oneself
Is that pizza sauce on your shirt? Cuz you just got PIZOWNED!
pizowned by Vertigo May 23, 2004

Pazooned 

Childish word used in the same context as owned
Did you see that guy get pazooned
Pazooned by Turni July 19, 2006
1. To be owned by a chav. Usually a gobby youngster with an ASBO. Often reffered to as an As-Boy.
"You just got Pozowned, n00b"
Pozowned by Sibbers December 3, 2005

wowie pazowie

a term used to express amazement in the highest form
"Wowie pazowie that was cool!"
wowie pazowie by stopwhatno December 11, 2013

pizowned 

v. Verb: To Pizowned, to be Pizowned, also: to be pizowned in the hizzy.
1) To be owned, but worse, and to the point of almost suicide as you are shuned by your many friends and feel worthless like the nub you are. kthx
j00 nubs got pizowned in the hizzzzzyyy !!!!!!!11
pizowned by Kage (Shadow) October 12, 2003
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