pizownt

When you own someone so bad (on a multiplayer game) they ph33r3 you like a black man ph33r3's the p0lice.

Blacky was sniped in the head by franky
franky: pizownt
Blacky (dead): STFU WHITE BOI!!
franky: ph33r3 m3 bitch i pizownted you
Blacky (spectator): he did pizown me but I don't wanna admit it
Random Guy: STFU NIGGER YOU GOT PIZOWNT
Blacky has left the battle

by pizownt February 5, 2004

pizownt

to Uber-Own some1. particualarly in combat striker.
also a word used by computer nerds.

Pizownt! Head Shot! I Onwt J00!

by Adiux May 12, 2004

pizowned

Pizowned: (v) 1. To be beaten to the worst degree possible
2. To spill pizza on oneself

Is that pizza sauce on your shirt? Cuz you just got PIZOWNED!

by Vertigo May 23, 2004

pizowned

v. Verb: To Pizowned, to be Pizowned, also: to be pizowned in the hizzy.
1) To be owned, but worse, and to the point of almost suicide as you are shuned by your many friends and feel worthless like the nub you are. kthx

j00 nubs got pizowned in the hizzzzzyyy !!!!!!!11

by Kage (Shadow) October 12, 2003

pizownage

The technique of pwning someone so hard up the ass that they will cry and will turn EMO and then will continuously mutilate themselves for the rest of their lives. (short form pizowned)

Andy K. got a major pizownage by a bread stick dipped in chilly sauce (a burn).

by SST June 20, 2006

Pizowned

To not only get pwned but to get powned so badly it makes you want to kill youself and hide forever

OMFG i just got pizowned hardcore

by Justin April 21, 2004

pizownzor

absolute noob annihilation

i just pizownzor-ed your noob a$$es! why don't you go floss with some more butt hairs you virtuosos of the rusty trombone! you are the worst halo players alive!

by choad muffin August 23, 2007