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When you own someone so bad (on a multiplayer game) they ph33r3 you like a black man ph33r3's the p0lice.
Blacky was sniped in the head by franky
franky: pizownt
Blacky (dead): STFU WHITE BOI!!
franky: ph33r3 m3 bitch i pizownted you
Blacky (spectator): he did pizown me but I don't wanna admit it
Random Guy: STFU NIGGER YOU GOT PIZOWNT
Blacky has left the battle
pizownt by pizownt February 5, 2004
to Uber-Own some1. particualarly in combat striker.
also a word used by computer nerds.
Pizownt! Head Shot! I Onwt J00!
pizownt by Adiux May 12, 2004
Related Words

pizowned 

Pizowned: (v) 1. To be beaten to the worst degree possible
2. To spill pizza on oneself
Is that pizza sauce on your shirt? Cuz you just got PIZOWNED!
pizowned by Vertigo May 23, 2004

pizowned 

v. Verb: To Pizowned, to be Pizowned, also: to be pizowned in the hizzy.
1) To be owned, but worse, and to the point of almost suicide as you are shuned by your many friends and feel worthless like the nub you are. kthx
j00 nubs got pizowned in the hizzzzzyyy !!!!!!!11
pizowned by Kage (Shadow) October 12, 2003

pizownage 

The technique of pwning someone so hard up the ass that they will cry and will turn EMO and then will continuously mutilate themselves for the rest of their lives. (short form pizowned)
Andy K. got a major pizownage by a bread stick dipped in chilly sauce (a burn).
pizownage by SST June 20, 2006

Pizowned 

To not only get pwned but to get powned so badly it makes you want to kill youself and hide forever
OMFG i just got pizowned hardcore
Pizowned by Justin April 21, 2004

pizownzor 

i just pizownzor-ed your noob a$$es! why don't you go floss with some more butt hairs you virtuosos of the rusty trombone! you are the worst halo players alive!
pizownzor by choad muffin August 23, 2007
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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