Paxident

The combination of Paxil and alcohol causes a horrific outcome.

As in puking on your girlfriend during coitus, passing out and letting her clean it up...whoops - sorry about the Paxident!!

by Slatard December 24, 2009

plaxident

the stupidest thing one can possibly do to oneself

When Plaxico Burress shot himself in the leg, he swore it was a plaxident

by Stefihoe December 9, 2008

Plaxident

1. An act of stupidity which costs you $35 million.
2. An accident involving someone shooting his or herself in the leg.

Derived from the name of soon-to-be-former NY Giants wide receiver, Plaxico Burress, and the "accident" of shooting himself in the leg in a night club which simultaneously put him in jail, ended his career, and nullified the rest of his contract.

"Yo, I can't believe that idiot had a Plaxident! Now he has no money left and might go to jail!"

by Jasóncito December 9, 2008

Plaxidental Shooting

Definition 1: When you shoot yourself in the thigh on accident, most cases occur in clubs.
Definition 2: When your dumb ass star super bow reciever gets locked up for 2 years because he shot himself.

Did you hear? Vontae shot himself. Well I guess it was a plaxidental shooting.

by fkiczula November 28, 2011

Plaxident

An act of stupidity that costs you a lot of money; disabling your source of income

Jane, a model, was afraid of getting mugged and beaten so she carried a knife at all times. Running for a cab, she had a plaxident and fell, slashing her cheeks.

by Sto00ove December 9, 2008

Plaxident

Accidentally shooting yourself with a gun.
Like Plaxico Burress did.

Did you hear Reggie got shot? It was a plaxident though, he shot himself.

by M2KPDX December 16, 2008

Plaxident

Similar to natural selection. Usually, it is a stupid decision that greatly harms the one who made the decision and slightly harms those around him.

Newspaper Headline: "NFL WR shoots team in foot, self in thigh. Total Plaxident."

Billy Bob: Hey, did you hear what happened to your boy Griz?

Sam: Yeah, he was getting head while making a homemade bomb and lost the side of his face. Complete Plaxident.

by Timmy Teeback for Heisman December 16, 2008