Pawfect

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A variation of 'Perfect' when you are ridiculously hipster to say the correct word or there's something problematic with your pronunciation due to making too many pouts in the past!

Kunal was a pawfect intern!

Pawfect by life_is_harsh June 13, 2018

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Pakfection

Pakfection is a rapidly contagious type of infection spread by the narcissistic bipolar dolphin boner named Pakman. The symptoms include bipolarism, sudden change of sexuality, retardation, lack of basic emotions, narcissism, “cool kid”, vulgar language, violent tendencies, racism and sexism. There is currently no permanent cure for the pakfection.

Gabby: You caught the pakfection. You’re so pakfected, James.

James: NO I’M NOT, YOU ASIAN DOG-EATING BITCH!!!

Pakfection by FrogyBoi >:3 October 11, 2023

Related Words

Pawfect • Pakfection • panfection • Paxfecta • shek shek pahfect • paw fetish

Paxfecta

When your friend- let's call them Patrick- doesn't know how a trifecta (getting all 3 outcomes in a bet correct) bet works, and does best 2 of 3 bets and calls them trifectas.

Patrick: Anybody want to bet a trifecta? I'll take Jets, Bears, and Dolphins. 2 of 3 wins.
Me: That's a Paxfecta, dawg. Let's do it.

Paxfecta by AlbusGrumblebore September 5, 2019

shek shek pahfect

the state of being so extremely beautiful from the mere samplings of dirt, poop, or not showering for an extensive period

toph: pau, you look amazing. how do you do it?

pau: oh, i just use fecal matter every now and again

toph: girl, you shek shek pahfect

shek shek pahfect by topher zimkas February 16, 2009

panfection

A combination of pandemic and infection

Just when they thought the panfection was over, the new Epsilon variant emerged from Artica (the opposite of Antarctica) that demonstrated vaccine resistance.

(inside joke and non-celebrity) (inside joke and non-celebrity) (inside joke and non-celebrity) - see moderator, i bypassed the rules and didn’t put a inside joke or an non-celebrity in the ‘definition’ :)

panfection by 321ciDbrU June 27, 2021

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026