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Pakfection 

Pakfection is a rapidly contagious type of infection spread by the narcissistic bipolar dolphin boner named Pakman. The symptoms include bipolarism, sudden change of sexuality, retardation, lack of basic emotions, narcissism, “cool kid”, vulgar language, violent tendencies, racism and sexism. There is currently no permanent cure for the pakfection.
Gabby: You caught the pakfection. You’re so pakfected, James.

James: NO I’M NOT, YOU ASIAN DOG-EATING BITCH!!!
Pakfection by FrogyBoi >:3 October 11, 2023

Paxfecta 

When your friend- let's call them Patrick- doesn't know how a trifecta (getting all 3 outcomes in a bet correct) bet works, and does best 2 of 3 bets and calls them trifectas.
Patrick: Anybody want to bet a trifecta? I'll take Jets, Bears, and Dolphins. 2 of 3 wins.
Me: That's a Paxfecta, dawg. Let's do it.
Paxfecta by AlbusGrumblebore September 5, 2019

shek shek pahfect 

the state of being so extremely beautiful from the mere samplings of dirt, poop, or not showering for an extensive period
toph: pau, you look amazing. how do you do it?

pau: oh, i just use fecal matter every now and again

toph: girl, you shek shek pahfect
shek shek pahfect by topher zimkas February 16, 2009

panfection 

Just when they thought the panfection was over, the new Epsilon variant emerged from Artica (the opposite of Antarctica) that demonstrated vaccine resistance.

(inside joke and non-celebrity) (inside joke and non-celebrity) (inside joke and non-celebrity) - see moderator, i bypassed the rules and didn’t put a inside joke or an non-celebrity in the ‘definition’ :)
panfection by 321ciDbrU June 27, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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