Pawfect

A variation of 'Perfect' when you are ridiculously hipster to say the correct word or there's something problematic with your pronunciation due to making too many pouts in the past!

Kunal was a pawfect intern!

by life_is_harsh June 13, 2018

Pakfection

Pakfection is a rapidly contagious type of infection spread by the narcissistic bipolar dolphin boner named Pakman. The symptoms include bipolarism, sudden change of sexuality, retardation, lack of basic emotions, narcissism, “cool kid”, vulgar language, violent tendencies, racism and sexism. There is currently no permanent cure for the pakfection.

Gabby: You caught the pakfection. You’re so pakfected, James.

James: NO I’M NOT, YOU ASIAN DOG-EATING BITCH!!!

by FrogyBoi >:3 October 11, 2023

Paxfecta

When your friend- let's call them Patrick- doesn't know how a trifecta (getting all 3 outcomes in a bet correct) bet works, and does best 2 of 3 bets and calls them trifectas.

Patrick: Anybody want to bet a trifecta? I'll take Jets, Bears, and Dolphins. 2 of 3 wins.
Me: That's a Paxfecta, dawg. Let's do it.

by AlbusGrumblebore September 5, 2019

shek shek pahfect

the state of being so extremely beautiful from the mere samplings of dirt, poop, or not showering for an extensive period

toph: pau, you look amazing. how do you do it?

pau: oh, i just use fecal matter every now and again

toph: girl, you shek shek pahfect

by topher zimkas February 16, 2009

panfection

A combination of pandemic and infection

Just when they thought the panfection was over, the new Epsilon variant emerged from Artica (the opposite of Antarctica) that demonstrated vaccine resistance.

(inside joke and non-celebrity) (inside joke and non-celebrity) (inside joke and non-celebrity) - see moderator, i bypassed the rules and didn’t put a inside joke or an non-celebrity in the ‘definition’ :)

by 321ciDbrU June 27, 2021