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Panjot
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Pajot le french
A disgusting grimy little cheese-eating sister-sniffing rodent. Sleeps with demi-baguettes in his anus. 11 centimetre wide choad, used primarily against his sister to push her out of the race to the shower, but will let her in eventually, and make up. Can sniff cheese from up to a continent away. Also racist
Ugh I got a huge wedge of brie stuck in my anus, if only there was something to help me
Flying in from the sewers under Paris, Pajot le french is here
Flying in from the sewers under Paris, Pajot le french is here
Pajot le french by Brodychoad November 13, 2020
paviot
An expression used when reacting to an unexpected and slightly awkward or out of the ordinary situation used to evoke humour and express ones shock.
Pronounced : Par-Vee-Art
Pronounced : Par-Vee-Art
1.
Susanne walked in with an "interesting" hairstyle significantly different to her usual.
Bash: Paviot!
2.
It was a very paviot situation when the girl left her father and new boyfriend alone when she went to the toilet.
3.
At a quiz there is a question which cannot be answered by anyone, when suddenly the village idiot, who has up until then sat quietly in the corner, shouts out the correct answer, explaining in full detail his answer.
Callum(one of the more sophisticated adults): Paviot!
Susanne walked in with an "interesting" hairstyle significantly different to her usual.
Bash: Paviot!
2.
It was a very paviot situation when the girl left her father and new boyfriend alone when she went to the toilet.
3.
At a quiz there is a question which cannot be answered by anyone, when suddenly the village idiot, who has up until then sat quietly in the corner, shouts out the correct answer, explaining in full detail his answer.
Callum(one of the more sophisticated adults): Paviot!
paviot by Susanne Sasha Lory January 13, 2008
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