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Paul Hollywood Handy 

When an individual uses butter as lubricant to masterbate a person.
“We’re out of lube

“I have butter”

“That works. I love a good Paul Hollywood Handy

Paul (pj) haley 

He is the fakest person you will meet. his smile and pig nostrils will make you vomit. He will hurt eveyone and you because he is violent. He'll try bash your bestfriend and flirt with everyone, even boys. He thinks he is smart but he is actully really dumb. He lies a lot and try's to show off but it files because eveyone knows he is liar, that's why he doesn't have many friends and he makes friends with old kids. He is one of those people that you need to ditch before your life is ruined.
I met paul (pj) haley in school and he messed up my life.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026