When a person with AIDS defends themselves by plunging a knife into their own skin, then uses it to threaten whoever is threatening them with the now AIDS infected weapon.
Murderer: I'm going to stab you!
AIDS guy: *stabs self and hold out the bloody knife* Try it and I'll give you my AIDS.
Murderer: Whoa whoa, calm down, man. I'll leave you alone.
AIDS guy: You'd better, or you'll be AIDS-ified by my AIDS Shank.
AIDS guy: *stabs self and hold out the bloody knife* Try it and I'll give you my AIDS.
Murderer: Whoa whoa, calm down, man. I'll leave you alone.
AIDS guy: You'd better, or you'll be AIDS-ified by my AIDS Shank.
by NK-Penne December 24, 2011
Pantsexual
A term referring to the unique sexual orientation where the gender or orientation of a love interest doesn't matter as long as they have excellent taste in trousers.
A term referring to the unique sexual orientation where the gender or orientation of a love interest doesn't matter as long as they have excellent taste in trousers.
Steve: I met this guy on the subway yesterday. He was pretty cute.
Tim: I didn't know you were gay.
Steve: I'm actually pantsexual. You see, he was wearing some very sexy pants.
Tim: I didn't know you were gay.
Steve: I'm actually pantsexual. You see, he was wearing some very sexy pants.
by NK-Penne October 12, 2012
by NK-Penne March 05, 2012
A play on the word "hungover."
When one comes home after doing something extremely fun, such as going on vacation or having an adventure, and is simply unable to function as a productive human being in the aftermath of such frivolousness.
Symptoms include lounging about, not getting any work done, wishing to go back to having fun, plotting to skip work/school the next day, antisocial behavior, and poor hygiene.
A funover may last between one day and a week, though residual symptoms may continue for up to months afterwards if daily stress levels are high.
When one comes home after doing something extremely fun, such as going on vacation or having an adventure, and is simply unable to function as a productive human being in the aftermath of such frivolousness.
Symptoms include lounging about, not getting any work done, wishing to go back to having fun, plotting to skip work/school the next day, antisocial behavior, and poor hygiene.
A funover may last between one day and a week, though residual symptoms may continue for up to months afterwards if daily stress levels are high.
Mom: Shouldn't you unpack your bags from the trip?
You: *flopped on the couch* Ugh. No. I can't do anything right now because I'm funover. When can we go back on vacation?
You: *flopped on the couch* Ugh. No. I can't do anything right now because I'm funover. When can we go back on vacation?
by NK-Penne November 18, 2012