Patton'ed 

1) Spend copious amounts of time and effort to find out that it functions to its minimal (or less than) required expectation; failing to resolve and/or complete the task at hand, and not caring at all to do so.

2) General lack of expertise, attitude, and motivation, in an area which it is expected that such person or persons would have such expertise, with the end outcome leading to failed expectations.

I got patton'ed at the mva today. I went to the MVA, stood in line for 3 hours with my docs and told I needed to come back. When I did, the previous person didn't tell me I need more information on my docs.

Patton'ed by Mr. Cunt Muscle April 8, 2009

patron saint of education

Someone who died whilst pursuing his / her education, forever marking the dedication to learning.

Even though she passed away whilst still wearing school uniform on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991 at the age of 17, her last education was at Lima November High School, canonizing her as the patron saint of education.

patron saint of education by Emotional Cruiser October 16, 2025

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004