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Robert Pattinson
Indie film darling loved by directors Cronenberg, James Gray, Claire Denis, The Safdie Bothers, David Michôd and Brady Corbet, he has upcoming projects which include The Batman Matt Reeves and starring in Tenet Christopher Nolan, he has been the beloved muse of Dior for the past six years
Post-Production
⋆ Waiting for the Barbarians
⋆ The King (2019)
⋆ The Lighthouse (2019)
⋆ The Devil All The Time (2020)
Filming
⋆ Tenet (2020)
Pre-production
⋆ The Batman (2021)
⋆ The Stars at Noon
Post-Production
⋆ Waiting for the Barbarians
⋆ The King (2019)
⋆ The Lighthouse (2019)
⋆ The Devil All The Time (2020)
Filming
⋆ Tenet (2020)
Pre-production
⋆ The Batman (2021)
⋆ The Stars at Noon
Robert Pattinson by NewYorkHotdog July 23, 2019
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Robert Pattinson
the absolute love of my life.
boy: hey wanna go on a date?
girl: no thx, i only fancy british men, preferably named Robert Pattinson.
girl: no thx, i only fancy british men, preferably named Robert Pattinson.
Robert Pattinson by haha lol xd November 2, 2020
Patting Your Horse
Slang term for female masturbation, likening it to the act of patting and rubbing a horses velvety snout.
Sometimes used mistakenly when talking to people who actually own horses.
Sometimes used mistakenly when talking to people who actually own horses.
‘Thanks Boss, give your horse a pat for me!’
‘Erm, Sham, that’s quite inappropriate! Do you even know what Patting Your Horse means?!’
‘Erm, Sham, that’s quite inappropriate! Do you even know what Patting Your Horse means?!’
Patting Your Horse by CF Enterprises August 20, 2020
Patting
To message lots of girls at once when drunk hence delivering lots of messages through various social media platforms.
"He was up till the early hours patting"
Pattinson'd
Verb: To 'Pattinson' or 'Robert Pattinson' somebody is the act in which the perpetrator takes hold of the victim's computer or iPhone, searches for a large picture of Robert Pattinson and loads it up. When the victim regains control over his/her technology they will see a large photo of Robert Pattinson, staring back at them.
Terry returns to the living room and picks up his iPhone which he had left unattended with Marty
Terry: Ahhhhhh, dang it!
Marty: Oh yeah! That's right! You just got Pattinson'd! Got up to go to the toilet, came back and BAM! who's there waiting for you!? That's right.
Terry: Ahhhhhh, dang it!
Marty: Oh yeah! That's right! You just got Pattinson'd! Got up to go to the toilet, came back and BAM! who's there waiting for you!? That's right.
Pattinson'd by The Man Who Came To Tea April 26, 2010
Robert Pattinson
An actor.
Not your future husband. Not a sex god. Not sex on legs. Not drop dead gorgeous.
just, an actor. Famous for his roles in Harry Potter & The Goblet of Fire and the Twilight saga movies.
Not your future husband. Not a sex god. Not sex on legs. Not drop dead gorgeous.
just, an actor. Famous for his roles in Harry Potter & The Goblet of Fire and the Twilight saga movies.
Robert Pattinson by chrissy9 August 2, 2009
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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