PatsR 

Legendary and beloved NFL message board troll, considered a genius in many circles. Best known for his "PatsR Guarantee", PatsR is similar to a rock star on many levels. He is also referred to as the "Ambassador of Patriots Nation".

"Randy Moss will play for the New England Patriots in 2007, on that I give you my PatsR Guarantee"

PatsR by IUColtPacerFan August 7, 2007

Breakfast Pastry 

A cyber terrorist: Normally on TikTok and Twitter harassing people he disagrees with. A Breakfast Pastry is always trying to cancel someone and ruin their life because he's a miserable hobbit and his life is sh*tty. This person usually is found with Mrs Potato Head "The nasty Fake doctor" "Rx0rcist.

Breakfast Pastry also mean Sh*t!

ThatDaneshGuy is such a Breakfast Pastry!

Ahhh man I stepped in Breakfast Pastry again!!!

Breakfast Pastry by Chachi55 April 9, 2022

Pastry Bros

The name of your friend that has dated/fucked/made out with a person you have dated/fucked/made out with.

"Hey, I heard you made out with Karen at the office party last night! We're Pastry Bros now!"

Pastry Bros by KyLo December 22, 2012

Paternity Fraud 

A form of Perjury and Fraud that is sanctioned by the State of California. Men who do not find out that "their" children are not in fact theirs within the state's statute of limitations are forced to continue to pay child support. This can take place regardless of evidence provided by the men.

A guy signs a birth certificate because his girlfriend says he's the dad. 5 Years later he finds the children have been seeing their biological father the whole time while he has been paying child support. The state forces him to continue to pay child support regardless of the results of DNA tests.

He is a Paternity Fraud Victim.

Paternity Fraud by Dryhumor September 9, 2009

pastrami mommy 

A female with a shredded up, banged out, high mileage vagina.

She had alot going on down there bro, total pastrami mommy to say the least.

pastrami mommy by Ranchgirls December 8, 2020

david pastrnak 

A god like NHL player that plays for the Boston Bruins. He will make your jockstrap hit the ceiling with his silky hands and has the best cellys in the league.

Hockey is my favorite sport after watching David Pastrnak weave three the entire team.

david pastrnak by Joe Kwong November 24, 2017

paternal urinalphobia 

n. (pa-tur-nal ur-E-nal fo-be-a) Fear of urinating next to your father at a public urinal.

Timmy, who suffered from paternal urinalphobia, found the task of tinkling next to his dad at the urinal too terrifying, so instead he sought the privacy of a stall.

paternal urinalphobia by Shy Son November 25, 2011