Patriot Missle

When a female squirts into the air, and a male attempts to blast it out of the air with his load.

Megan launched a salvo of squirt at the wall, but I intercepted it with my Patriot Missle.

by ThePatriotAct March 22, 2021

patriot missle

a missle that was designed to shoot and destroy incomming missles

by JeVoNeR September 16, 2003

patriot missile

The act of intercepting another's penis, with your penis, before insertion into a vagina. This is usually done with the element of surprise.

Yo, Pat patriot missiled my dick last night right before I was gonna get balls deep in Cindy.

by cullinap December 17, 2014