Patriofag 

1. A person with extreme views of glorifying his/her own and demeaning other nations.

2. A person claiming superiority over others for the nation s/he originates from.

Patriofags: We are awesome JUST because we are from X!

Regular Person: Oh no... Not these Patriofags again...

Patriofag by lyfnNightVision January 22, 2013

Patriotasm 

noun. The state of believing that the only way to support the troops is to put them in harm's way. ALSO The state of believing in one's leader(s) above the well-being of one's nation.

Never having served in the military, it was patriotastic of the senator to advocate war.

OR

To hell with what the world thinks! Patriotasm requires us to spread democracy where it is not wanted.

Patriotasm by Danielle Mead Skjelver October 1, 2007

Patriotard 

An American who is easily manipulated by appeals to superficial pro-American sentiment. Is often a jingoist and rarely if ever opposes any US military action; dismisses all who oppose such military action as liberals or Un-American.

Typically rejects out of hand any criticism of his country's foreign policy, no matter how justified, unless the criticism is that America isn't being 'tough' enough in some way. Confuses support for the people and/or the founding values of his country with support for his country's government, especially if his political party of choice (almost always the Republican Party) is in power.

Uncritically swallows propaganda and slogans representing the above mindset - for example: America is 'Hated For Our Freedoms' and the troops are 'Fighting For Our Freedoms'.

Tends to place far greater importance on the trappings of patriotism (American flags, etc.) than on protecting the Constitution or upholding America's founding values.

Worships the US military. Often a Fox News fan.

"My country, right or wrong"

A patriotard says "yes!" whenever the state does some act of senseless barbarism abroad. A liberal is somone who says "yes!" when the state does some act of senseless barbarism at home.

Patriotard by frubble March 23, 2011

Patriotard 

1.)Anyone who didn't have a flag or a bible before September 11th but all of the sudden became a complete tool for the Republican Party.

2.)Those Extreme Sports Punks from the movie "Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle."

3.) Idiots that ran around waving the flag after September 11th but could of careless about it before.

Hey Patriotard!
Where was your flag and bible on September 10th?

Patriotard by Mike February 25, 2005

Patriotgate 

In the sports world, a term referring to the scandal in the 2007 National Football League (NFL) season in which the New England Patriots were caught illegally videotaping the New York Jets' defensive signals. May also be referred to as "videogate" or "cameragate".

Patriotgate was an example of pure arrogance on Belichick's part. Did he really think he wouldn't get caught?

Patriotgate by Vanessa W. September 26, 2007

Patriotarchy 

A system that assumes the more patriotic someone is the more American they are.

I just put an American flag on my porch to move up a notch in the Patriotarchy

Patriotarchy by clickeye3 November 15, 2020

Patronage 

The act of appointing someone to a public office for literally any reason other than their ability to hold a public office.

An example of patronage is electing a man who is clearly suffering from a mental decline, and a woman who has ruined several people's lives just because she is a woman, to get rid of a man whom you hate for no reason.

Oh, wait.

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Patronage by Ubeenbamboozledson January 2, 2022