Patlogic 

An illogical question or comment without thinking beforehand.

A question or comment about something that is already mentioned and plain obvious.

Not thinking before talking.

Are two condoms better than one? Weldon asked. The class told looked at him and said 'That's so patlogic'.

Just ate 25 pizza rolls, will I die in my sleep? Patlogic.

The boy asked 'What kind of bees produce milk? ' Jacob pats his head and says 'That is very patlogic'.

Patlogic by Levitri January 30, 2018

Patelogical Liar 

The term, taken from the widely known "pathological liar", is used to describe all those of an Indian race who, for some reason, still believe lying is morally acceptable. Because of this they lie all the time and are therefor pathological liars. To specify that the person's race is Indian, the common Indian surname "Patel" is used.

Person A: Have you met Niral? He said he's adopted.

Person B: Yeah, dude, that isn't true. He's a Patelogical liar.

Patelogical Liar by better_thanrevenge September 3, 2014

Panlogicalism

The most extreme form, positing that logic itself is the governing principle of the cosmos, and the physical world is merely its imperfect instantiation. Human thought must therefore align with this cosmic logic, and any deviation (through emotion, culture, or art) is a defect. It’s the universe as a textbook syllogism.

Panlogicalism Example: A philosopher claims that human suffering is ultimately “illogical” and therefore should not exist, becoming frustrated with the real world for not conforming to the neat, contradiction-free system in their mind. They blame reality for being poorly reasoned.

Panlogicalism by Abzugal February 8, 2026