Palinophobia

The fear that Sarah Palin will become president in 2012. This fear started in the last election, and is suffered mostly by liberal Americans. However a number of conservatives also share this fear, insofar as they are deeply concerned that this is the best that the Republican party can do.

Jess curled into a fetal position while reading Kennedy's "Profiles in Courage"... hoping this would be the prescription to cure him from his growing state of Palinophobia.

by jbcoops February 25, 2010

Panophobia

Fear of everything

Person: Ahhhhhhh! A marker! Ahhhhhhhh! A computer! Ahhhhhhhh! A banana! Ahhhhhhhh! A notebook! Ahhhhhhhh! A garden gnome!

Person 2: Hmmmm.... seems to me you have a bad case of Panophobia...

Person 1: Ahhhhhhhh! A person!

by Richard The Gnome... Shhhh!!! February 20, 2010

paranophobia

Being afraid of fear.

His paranophobia kept him from being afraid.

by Bradley Hodges April 3, 2006

paleophobia

Fear of old things. From the Greek (palaios-, "old”) and (-phobos, “fear”).

Alice: I'm going to the museum. Want to come with me?
Bob: No thanks, old stuff creeps me out.
Alice: Why?
Bob: I dunno. Maybe I have paleophobia or something.

by もしら手 May 18, 2013

pauliophobia

Fear of Paul Breach

Person 1: OMG I need to delete Tiktok
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I have Pauliophobia

by Goat cheese46 January 1, 2023

panophobia

an extreme wide ranging fear of everything.

panophobia is the fear of everything this includes walls, white boards, clocks, tables and more.

by old cress April 22, 2021

Putinophobia

Fear of any fact related to Vladimir Putin: appearance, voice, decisions, allies, etc. Mostly linked to phobia of authoritarian and terrorist regimes.

Medics tried to cure my putinophobia, but it turns out it's too strong, maybe Ukraine's win might naturally do it.

by Antirussian August 17, 2023