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Panophobia 

Person: Ahhhhhhh! A marker! Ahhhhhhhh! A computer! Ahhhhhhhh! A banana! Ahhhhhhhh! A notebook! Ahhhhhhhh! A garden gnome!

Person 2: Hmmmm.... seems to me you have a bad case of Panophobia...

Person 1: Ahhhhhhhh! A person!
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panophobia 

an extreme wide ranging fear of everything.
panophobia is the fear of everything this includes walls, white boards, clocks, tables and more.
panophobia by old cress April 22, 2021

Panophobia 

A phobia where you are scared of pans.
Mom: kids I’m gonna make eggs on the stove!
Jimmy with Panophobia: AHHHH PAN RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!! *faints*
Panphobia is the fear of everything. Despite the name, panphobia is not registered as a type of phobia in medical references.
Charlie suffers from panphobia and therefore has an unexplainable fear of everything.
Panphobia by Something Badass August 6, 2015

penaphobia 

The fear of the penis, cock, dick, schlong, woodpecker, one eyed snake, purple headed yogurt slinger, etc...
Katherine is a penaphob, she is scared of peni and all they entail.
penaphobia by Kelly April 19, 2005

podophobia 

An irrational fear of feet.
This fear can be of the persons own feet or feet of someone elses.
The fear can have different side affects such as fear of stepping in shoe shops or even shops that sell socks.
The fear can also be feet in general (Ex. looking at feet) or of looking and/or touching bare feet.

People with feet phobias are not diseased and there is nothing wrong with them.

Podophobia sufferers sometimes recieve taunts from non suffers:

Person one: Can you put some shoes on please?
Person two: Why?
Person one: Coz I have a foot phobia
Person two: hahahhahahahahahahhaha rotfl *waves feet in face*
Podophobia is a phobia of feet
podophobia by ljASHTON August 10, 2008

Pipophobia 

The fear of becoming a subject of a presidential Twitter post. For politicians, especially members of the president’s party serving in the United States Senate, the fear is existential.
From pipo which means tweet in Latin and the common root, phobia, meaning fear.
Senate Republicans were unjustly thought of as craven lackeys when, if fact, they suffered from acute pipophobia, a condition rendering them small shells of their former selves and too pitiable to be held accountable.
Pipophobia by Thomas Aitch July 16, 2020
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