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Pathirsty 

When someone shamelessly posts selfies or comments on others’ photos in a pathetic and thirsty attempt to gain attention in the hopes of losing their virginity or continuing their whore-ing streak.
******** posted her selfie to a Facebook dating group seeking comments from equally pathetic men. Both are “pathirsty”.

***** from Trenton commented “sexy toes DM me” on a female celebrity’s Instagram photo
Pathirsty by SaadOff5 July 8, 2022
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A PATHist is an ill-mannered sub-human (which could be a troll, white-trash, Al Sharpton Racist, Sex-in-the-Cidiot female, dumb-ass Third-Worlder, etc.), who have to crowd onto the PATH train in NYC/NJ with no regard for personal space or respect of other people. A PATHist is easily identified as having to be the first to get a seat on the train; refusal to remove rediculously pretentious-looking backpacks that only a terrorist or moon-bound astronaut could love; crazed look in their eyes (probably did not yet have their morning coffee); and, finally, everything they do during the commute must be asses-to-elbows in your face (or other body part).
"Look at that dumb-ass PATHist trying to be the first one onto the train!"
PATHist by Risk-Taker December 6, 2006
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Someone who goes to church and performs and participates in all the religious ceremony, but does not actually believe in any of it.
Most of the people in that church are pathiests.
pathiest by socceronly June 9, 2010

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026