Pathianism 

1. Any phrase that has an underlying sexual meaning - regardless of meaning.

2. To take any phrase and "edit" it slightly to have a sexual meaning.

3. Any phrase which purely sexual in meaning.

4. The combination of 2 or more innocent words into a sexual word sometimes with odd meanings or sounds.

1. I'd like to take you somewhere.......now thats a pathianism

2. I'd like to take you to my bed......now thats a pathianism

3. I'd like to take you.......now thats a pathianism

4. Front & Bottom = Frontbottom......now thats a pathianism

Pathianism by Giffer September 19, 2006

Rathianism 

Rathianism is the 4th and final part to God’s legacy. Mr. Rathmann, our new lord and savior, has shown us how to be at piece with life and listen to him so that we can go to 2nd Period(heaven) to live the rest of time with him.

“How’s it going today second period? Ready to learn about Rathianism?”

Rathianism by Zelious October 11, 2019

Pathanis 

The most foul-smelling, thieving, long-nosed creatures to ever exist. Pathanis originate from Pakistan, Afghanistan and parts of India, The Majority of which, reside in a city called Peshwar in Pakistan, Although a large number of them can be found in the middle east, driving school buses without a license and playing cricket in the middle of nowhere.

Every month, Male pathanis conduct a sacred ritual where they eat some biryani in a washroom and clap. Legends say that this summons the Patan deity named ‘Natap’ or ‘Muhammad Nathap’ who protects the Pathans and grants them their wishes in exchange for an offering for roasted meats and kabobs.

Male Pathani occupations include: As mentioned above Driving school buses terribly, Stealing money, Threatening to bomb a place, Causing explosions, Bragging about how rich his father is, Vaping, Causing Chaos, Starting Fights, Working in a Car Wash or Petrol pump.
Note that Female Pathanis generally don’t work, as they are busy at home contributing to the Pathan population. In the rare case they do choose to work, They usually tend to work as a teacher.

John: All my books are missing and I can see greasy bones on the floor.
Arthur: You, My have friend — Have been swindled by 'em pathanis.

Pathanis by Leafthief4649 November 18, 2022