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Patch Off 

To complain about anything at all.

Often used with a harsh but sarcastic tone when someone complains about small, petty things.
Guy 1:"Your room is a tip!"
Guy 2:"Are you having a patch off?!"
Patch Off by cnutard December 20, 2008
Words you can keep

Pitch-off 

is performed when a man ejaculates into his hand and pitches directly into the face of a woman. It is especially satisfying if the woman is completely caught off guard by the throw. Also called Around the Horn.
My girlfriend and I got into a terrible fight. She said I didn’t surprise her anymore. I felt bad and treated her to a pitch-off. She did not seem to understand my gift. So I hit her in the face.
Pitch-off by Buckbeak August 6, 2010

Off-Path Attack 

A way in which a hacker gains physical and or digital access through the use of social-engineering; as opposed to an On-Path attack where an attacker sits between two devices to intercept communications.
Security was breached by the use of an off-path attack to gain physical access through use of social-engineered persuasion.
Off-Path Attack by Elliot "Mr. Robot" December 29, 2022

Get off my pitch 

When you want someone to leave you alone, get out of your way, get out of your sight ETC, you say: "Get off my pitch!"
Boss: "This is the 15th time you've been late for work!"
Employee: "Sorry Sir! My dog had a really bad seizure and I had to rush him to the vet."
Boss: "I've had enough of your stupid excuses. You're fired! Now get off my pitch!!!"
Get off my pitch by Overdrive2005 September 9, 2015

off the beaten path 

a place that's not very well known to the general public, usually located in a secluded area.
I like hanging out at this pub once in a while after work. It's off the beaten path and I get a chance to relax for a while.

Venture off the beaten path 

To do something knowing that there will be an unexpected outcome.
Guy 1: what's bob gonna do now that he's 17 and has freedom?
Guy 2: Hes going to venture off the beaten path into a world beyond his home.

Off The Beaten Path Head 

Someone with a deformed skull which looks like a bumpy off road path. Also an idiot beatneck loser who tries to act big. A tramp.
That one redneck on SA:MP who you can pick as your character has an Off The Beaten Path Head.

Look at that guy over there. . . yeah he is a scuzzball beatneck Off The Beaten Path Head.
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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